[Verse 1]

Honey, look up at the moon, it's beautiful night

And you said "It sure is"

"It kinda looks like an uppercase D in the sky

Whatdaya think,?"

"It sure does"

[Refrain]

If you ain't got nothing since, stay outta the rain

Yeah, there must be something severely wrong with your brain

Someone said your Mama must have took some accutane

[Chorus]

You're dumb

You're so god damn, god damn fuckin' dumb

You're dumb

You're so god damn, god damn fuckin' dumb

[Verse 2]

"Honey, would you like me to fix you up a special treat"

And you said "Yeah that sounds good"

"It's a Mountain Dew popsicle with a spoon for a stick"

"Aw hell yeah honey that sounds good"

[Refrain]

If you ain't got nothing since, stay outta the rain

Yeah, there must be something severely wrong with your brain

Hey honey, you're good lookin' and I love you just the same

[Chorus]

You're dumb

You're so god damn, god damn fuckin' dumb

You're dumb

You're so god damn, god damn fuckin' dumb

You're dumb

You're so god damn, god damn fuckin' dumb