[Intro Chorus]

Don't roast me, I’m already baked

Let’s keep things spicy and nicely arranged

How tasteless, I’m shameless

Lay this to rest

I'm one of the best

Come on and tell me a joke

Make it deadpan and dry as a bone

Darker than a murder

Of crows in vantablack

[Hook]

Don’t stretch, and turn into stone

Keep this up you’ll wind up alone

Hahaha

What a joke

[Chorus]

Don't roast me, I’m already baked

Let’s keep things spicy and nicely arranged

How tasteless, I’m shameless

Lay this to rest

I'm one of the best

Come on and tell me a joke

Make it deadpan and dry as a bone

Darker than a murder

Of crows in vantablack

[Breakdown]

The flaccid sword of Damocles

Could never ever frighten me

The flaccid sword of Damocles

Could never ever frighten me

The flaccid sword of Damocles

Could never ever frighten me

The flaccid sword of Damocles

Could never ever frighten me

The flaccid sword of Damocles

Could never ever frighten me

[Bridge]

Feed these vultures

Their chagrin

Give an inch and

They’ll eat your skin

Feed these vultures

Their chagrin

Give an inch and

They’ll eat your skin

[Guitar Solo]

[Outro/Refrain]

Every balk

And passing screech

Has let you spread your wings

Jerk Chicken

Take one last flight

As thunder crashes

Rise from the ashes