[Intro]

Oh my god, hi, Bip! So good to see you

Yeah, I've got a table reserved

How many of you today?

Aw, thanks so much, um it's just the four of us today

Yeah I'm so excited, I love this place, yum yummy!

[Verse 1]

Here I am at Jay Sheekeys

Itsa yum yum yummies

Super chic, super spunky

One of my faves, up on sage

Passionate raise

Been there with my sweetheart Faye

Don't tell me how to create

You aren't even close to great

Mate thought you were my friend

But then you just used mе to up your game

Look at you, you all look the same

You'rе not unique, you just want fame

Yup yeah yeah you're f*cking [?]

[Chorus]

Plateau de fruits de mer

Had a laugh had a natter, rah! rah! (x 2)

Had a laugh a natter

Platter de fruits de mer, platter

[Verse 2]

[?] Lobster, mussels

[?] woof woof woof

[?] bip bop god

[?] fight [?]

[?] hating on Bip Ling

Haters off ping ping ping

[?]

You need [?] unfold

[?] Beauty calls

[?]

Don't start!

You stinky big [?] fart!

[Chorus]

Plateau de fruits de mer

Had a laugh had a natter, rah! rah! (x 2)

Had a laugh a natter

Platter de fruits de mer, platter

[Verse 3]

Threw the glass to hear the sound

Better than bumming around

'Cause of covid, don't get down

[?]

Sold out tampons to the crown

[?] I drank

Expressing myself in art

Sexuality is a big part

Born [?] sex is not that smart

Call me what you want, call me a tart

You've got boring lyrics to start

Music chose me for the charts

'Cause I got a big heart

Been mooching hard to start the brand

Duh! Obviously got banned

Duh! Just what I had planned!

Got you all talking spam

Doing what I'm doing, I f*cking stan

[Chorus]

Plateau de fruits de mer

Had a laugh had a natter, rah! rah! (x 2)

Had a laugh a natter

Platter de fruits de mer, platter

[Outro]

[?] I'll tell you the truth

I'm the first like, proper posh posh posh girl to be a rapper

It's quite sick innit? Hahaha

Fudge you, c*nty B!

Hahahahahahaha

Yar, suck my bop

Yar