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Chef Boyardee and Mrs Baird had a baby

Top Ramen over there

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See, Top Ramen was a juvenile deliquent

He was always gettin' high and tryin' to play the kitchen sink

Then one day he relaxed, he got across the abyss

He started a groove, he did the waltz across Texas

He was a friend of the Pillsbury Dough Man

He was a friend of the Shriner's Buttberry Wombat Man

He was a friend of the Pillsbury Dough Man

And all of a sudden he met the Jolly Green Giant

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Check out the drums

Chef Boyardee and Mrs Baird had a baby

Top Ramen over there

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Oh oh oh-a oh-a oh-oh-oh