"Save a tree and eat a beaver,"
That was what the bumper sticker said
So I went out looking for
A beaver to eat
I met a forest ranger
Who said they were endangered
And the worst of it is
I don't even like meat!
Ecology, echo-ology, whatever will become of me?
Spoken: If you love something, let it go
If it comes back to you, it is yours forever
If it doesn't, then track the sucker down and blow it away!
La la la la, lalalalala
La la la, lalalalala
La la la la, lalala
La, lalalalala
"Split wood and not the atom,"
That was what another sticker said
I decided, with sadness
That logic had ceased!
Since the beavers are endangered
I guess it's not so strange that
Nobody gives a damn
Anymore for the trees
Ecology, echo-ology, whatever will become of me?
Spoken: Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
I will fear no evil
For I am the meanest son of a bitch in the valley!
La la la, lalala
La la la, lalalalala
La la la la, lalala
Lalalalalalala
"Nuke the whales and not the Commies,"
And other crazy things like that
I guess is what the next
Bumper stickers will be
My sanity's endangered
I guess it's not so strange that
Nobody gives a damn
Anymore for poor me
Ecology, echo-ology, whatever will become of me?
Spoken: All things bright and beautiful
All creatures great and small
All things wise and wonderful
Hang stuffed upon my wall!
La la la, lalalalala
La la la, lalalalala
La la la la, lalala
La, lalalalala
I found it, then I lost it
Now I'm afraid it's found me too
If I feed it, can I keep it
Or give it away?
I honked when I found Jesus
I nuked 'em till the suckers glowed
I don't give a damn about
This song anymore!
Ecology, echo-ology, whatever will become of me?
Spoken: Judge not, lest you be judged
And have to post bail
La la la la, lalalalala
Spoken: I brake...under pressure
La la la la, lalala
Spoken: America: love it, or leave it
La la la, la la
Spoken: Support your right to arm bears
La la la, la la la
Spoken: A hundred and eighty-six thousand miles per second
It's not just a good idea, it's the law
La la la la, la lalala
Spoken: Right side, suicide
La la la la, lalalalala
Spoken: If you can read this, you're too close
La la la la, lalalalala
Spoken: I heart New York
La la la la, la lalala
Spoken: I spayed my dog
La la la la, la lalala
La la la, lalalalala
La, la la
La la, lalalalala