[Intro]

On the mic is Big L

On the mic is Big L

The most valuable poet on the M-I-C

[Verse 1]

Ayo, spark up the Phillies and pass the stout

Make it quick, money grip, 'fore yo' ass is out

In a street brawl, I strike men quicker than lightnin'

You seen what happened in my last fight, friend? Aight, then

L's a clever threat, a lyricist who never sweat

Comparin' yourself to me is like a Benz to a Chevrolet

And clown rappers I'm bound to slay

I'm sayin' hi to all the cuties from around the way

Yeah, 'cause I got all of them sprung, Jack

My girls are like boomerangs

No matter how far I throw 'em, they come back

I'm comin' straight out the NYC

I'm down with Diggin' In The Crates and I'm MVP

[Chorus]

If rap was a game, I'll be MVP

The most valuable poet on the M-I-C

Ayo, if rap was a game, I'll be MVP

The most valuable poet on the M-I-C

[Verse 2]

Yo, it's a must that I get papes

Peace to all the DJs who gave me love on they mixtapes

And once again, the man's back with a dance track

So here's your chance, Jack, to get loose and let your hands clap

I got juice like Boku, mad crews I broke through

Brothers be mad 'cause I hit more chicks than they spoke to

And every time I'm jammed, I always find a loophole

I got a crime record longer than Manute Bol

And my raps are unbelievable like aliens and flyin' saucers

No more iron horses 'cause I'm buyin' Porsches

Comin' straight out the NYC

Peace to the Kid Capri, I'm MVP

[Chorus]

If rap was a game, I'll be MVP

The most valuable poet on the M-I-C

Yo, if rap was a game, I'll be MVP

The most valuable poet on the M-I-C

If rap was a game, I'll be MVP

The most valuable poet on the M-I-C

Yo, if rap was a game, I'll be MVP

The most valuable poet on the M-I-C

[Verse 3]

Battles I lose none, I make crews run, I get fools done

Got ten fingers, but only use one

I run up like Machine Gun Kelly with a black skully

Put one in your belly, leave you smelly, then take your Pelle Pelle

I'm the neighborhood lamper, punani vamper

Mess around, you'll find my silk boxers in your Mommy's hamper

And nowadays, girls want you for your money

I'm like Heav', I got nothin' but love for you, honey

And since I'm lookin' slick, and my pockets are thick

I need surgery to get chicks removed from my— (Chill)

I'm comin' straight out the NYC

Rap's my J-O-B, and I'm MVP

[Chorus]

If rap was a game, I'll be MVP

The most valuable poet on the M-I-C

Yo, if rap was a game, I'll be MVP

The most valuable poet on the M-I-C

If rap was a game, I'll be MVP

The most valuable poet on the M-I-C

Yo, if rap was a game, I'll be MVP

The most valuable poet on the M-I-C

[Outro]

Yeah!