Intro
(Intro) Stop crying, you sniveling ass! Stop your nonsense. You're just the afterbirth, Eli
No... Just slithered out on your mother's filth. No. They should have put you in a glass jar on a mantelpiece. Where were you when Paul was suckling at your mother's teat? Where were you?
Chorus
Big Burn and Boss Turt tearing up the club
G's like Day Lewis in there will be blood
Breaking hearts and pounding puss with no rubs
Come on T-Wizzy show em how it's done
Pass me the milkshake I wanna take a sip
Get baked shit faced and make these pussies rip
Take your panties off no time for small talk
Got your milkshake bitch drinking every last drop
[Verse 1: Big Burn & Boss Turt]
Smooth shaved face and some freshly powdered balls
Snorting crest toothpaste and sipping pine sol
Throw on eastbound and down while I rub one out
Call Burn hit the town show these hoes what its bout
Boss Turt and I just chilling at my casa
Two brothers like Scar and Mufasa
Pregame with blow and Bacardi diets
Gon stir up anarchical street riots
Popping acid while I'm flaccid getting necked while erect
My dick is massive you can die from this sex
Gotta bush like the Congo call me silverback
Pick the hairs out ya teeth fo you finish off my crack
Hey chicky chicky licky lick lick lick
Put your knees on the ground when sucking dat dick
8 ejaculates transmogrify ya face
Another victim of soul mate date rape
Low on dro and high on addy
I'll share my blow if you call me daddy
A creative man I always get my nut
If she's on the rag I'll throw it in her butt
Feeling nostalgic throwing UV on ice
Gotta god complex these sluts call us Christ
Gon fuck ya harder than when Clive pounded Dren
Welcome to Burn and Turt's fucking house of sin
Chorus
[Verse 2: Big Burn & Boss Turt]
Waltzing through the club with a little bubbly
Baby blues transfixed on some honeys
Heat's 200 grand tab that ain't shit
Got dollars that will shatter your marital bliss
You take the left and I'll take the right
Your chicks got a cleft chin mine an overbite
A few whisky sours cause they kinda husky
On to the shower to do our best Sandusky
Kick back on this track and throw verbal volleys
Lets bridge class gaps and curb melancholy
You best not vex this sex Svengali
Not waiting 12 years like when harry met sally
Why chicks get it twisted I'll never know
Sit back get fisted and swallow this load
Don't beg me to stop it will do you no luck
The louder you cry the harder I fuck
Splat on ya face like a Pollock painting
I treat women like LaMotta in Raging
Bull pull the wool over your eyes
A depraved demonic dickhead in disguise
How does it sound sluts are you convinced
Face down ass up gagon on these dicks
Don't be shy ahh your acting hard to get
No escape from this rape now give Turt a kiss
Chorus
Bridge
I drink drink drink your your milkshake. I DRINK IT UP
I drink drink drink your your milkshake. I DRINK IT UP
[Verse 3: Big Burn & Boss Turt]
Brought four Bi- Dykes at the end of the night
To our mansion designed by frank Lloyd Wright
Blow my shaft like draper puffs lucky strikes
Hope dinner didn't spoil your appetite
I'm sweet on these bitches I must be honest
Skeet till it itches don't be modest
You girls got talent I think you're going places
Showing my appreciation by painting both ya faces
I want it like I like it and I like it like I want it
I'm a sexual pirate your vag I'll third Reich it
That urge don't fight it that dick don't bite it
Passions ignited when twats are misguided
Don't be selfish cunt this dildo's for me
Don't stop shoving till you hear that queef
A few more inches till ya hit prostate
In love with these hoes and its only the first date
Prima donna vagina dentatas
Eating my cock don't want any drama
My anaconda can't handle this trauma
Fuck the Jane Fonda nevermind like nirvana
Rim job salad toss Rick Ross the fucking boss
Elaborate plans of Turt nut sabotage
Let me be clear no one leaves till I nut
Bout to film my favorite porno flick uncut
Chorus
Outro
If you have a milkshake, and I have a milkshake, and I have a straw. There it is, that's a straw, you see? My straw reaches acroooooooss the room, and starts to drink your milkshake... I... drink... your... milkshake!