Ticket, bought a ticket

Flew in from J.A., and we go ribbit

All-year holiday, home in the sun

Had to find work, so I came to England

Ticket, that's the ticket

Given the sack, we had to pick it

Now we're all on the dole, and there's lots of free time

Everybody is poor, they blame us for the crime

Ticket, that's the ticket

If you carry a purse, someone'll nick it

[?]

Ticket, bought a ticket

Went to football and see them kick it

In England the sport has got a bad name (Wembley!)

Violent support gonna ruin the game

Wicket, we need a wicket

When summer come, they play cricket

Botham is cool, selectors are spaced

England's losing again, W.G. disgraced

Ticket, that's the ticket

We have too much seed, you have to pick it

Imported by sense, sent in the mail

Beware of the dog, I got thrown into jail

Stick my head [?]

Seeing stars [?]

Ticket, I got my ticket

Been giving you grief? Tell them to stick it

Where I go?

Tell them

Ay, ay, ay ay

Ticket

Tell them

Ay, ay, ay ay

Tell them

Ticket, that's the ticket

Tell them

Ticket, ay, ay, ay ay, ticket, ticket

Tell them

Ticket, ticket, ticket