Heard the news about the scare in the underwear

Population's getting thin, forget the bomb, it's carnal sin, yeah

Marriage up, divorce is down, who wants to fuck around?

Save the rose, reject romance, Mickey Mouse don't drop his pants

Now to sexual relations better take a wife

Now that sex is death, better lead a boring life

No time for social kissing, you'll hardly raise a smile

When you think what you'll be missing, iron undies back in style

Now where did it start, and where will it end?

Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends

Masculine natural nowadays can offend

Never gonna fall in love again

No, no, no

Seems like only yesterday, cocaine and ecstasy

Run around and jump on anything you see

A marriage of convenience, saw a doctor, went abroad

Saved up a few pennies, ran the wheelchair down to Lourdes

Now handsome is as handsome does, I did it everywhere

Before the current era I didn't have a care

Bloodstream destination, megavitamin therapy

Artificial insemination, D.I.Y. vasectomy

Oh, spaceman, junk food, Dallas, the 20th century

Two World Wars, a Great Depression, this must be Germ War III

Now where did it start, and where will it end?

Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends

Masculine natural nowadays can offend

Never gonna fall in love again

No, no, no

No need for alimony 'cause no one wants to split

Leisure time's a gamble, but jogging keeps you fit

Now I packed my bags for China, join the yellow race

Nostradamus had a theory: they're inheriting the place

Blamed it on the Haliens, C.I.A, and KGB

Arclight a-shining down on monogamy

New date really hard, promiscure? Change your views

Unless you got a health card, take a tip from Howard Hughes

Oh, Trocadero Transfer, I-Beam closet scene

Cat and mouse with the press, exposé celebrity

Now where did it start, and where will it end?

Be nice to the wife, can't trust your friends

Masculine natural nowadays can offend

Never gonna fall in love again

No, no, no

The tramp of time continues, en masse to wedding bells

But they haven't made no breakthrough to helper T white cells

Wholesale hyper wipe out, technology against the pest

Put away those etchings, sorry, baby, no contest

Notches and phone numbers, collecting flesh as pelts

Stealing cancer's thunder, blows below the belt

Oh, don't it make you wonder 'bout how the cards are dealt?

Holy cow

Now where did it start, and where will it end?

Be nice to the wife, can`t trust your friends

Masculine natural nowadays can offend

Never gonna fall in love again