Released on December 5, 2003

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[Verse 1]

I can't help being a pervert

Love a sneak peek up a girl’s skirt

Started for me in primary school

Copped my first perv up the teacher's dress

Sneaking under the desk

Asking girls in the playground to undress

Taking off their undies

Me and my buddies playing kiss chasey

With the young hunnies coz it was funny

Running around in the girls' dunnies

Got me excited, a young Bias B running riot

Didn’t know about sex till this girl named Christine

Taught me what a dick means, kissed and licked clean

And I was only nine or ten, as I reflect I wasn't even erect

I didn't understand the concept of ejaculation

Still I had a fascination with girls taking off their pants

And placing my hands on their delicate spot

And I got my intrigued with the beaver the older I got

I didn't know what to do

And to tell you the truth

I was scared but my mates were like "Go get a root!"

I found a cute little blonde, and it was on no doubt

But couldn't help perving on all her friends when we were out

Or at home on her couch

Always seem to

Going for a sneak preview

Seeing her mum in something see through

Just a young teen who needed a serve

And nothing changed always been a pervert


[Chorus]

When she walks by

My gaze stays locked on her thighs

No woman is safe from these wandering eyes

Even feral woman that be looking like they [?] rock

Still get dick and licked like a Paddle Pop

I slide in calmly when I'm hiding the salami

Loves a battlefield and I'm a one man army

Pull roots like Don Burke digging in the dirt

Up your skirt I do work like a true pervert


[Verse 2]

This other girl I was with her names Melissa

Like her a lot but got infatuated perving on her younger sister

Walking 'round the house in her bra and undies

Couldn’t keep my eyes to myself she was so lovely

She must have only been seventeen

With the best set of teenage breasts I’d ever seen

I had dreams of touching my girls younger sis

When I was sexing Melissa thoughts of her sister made me cum quick

My next door neighbour had me staring

Perving through the curtain at the white bikini she was wearing

I had dreams of touching her too

But would have copped more than a thumping if her husband knew

It's just something I do, and just something I love

Catching the bus and looking at girls in their cars from up above

You can look but don’t touch, that's the rules of the game

Sometimes I had to have a pull, I was going insane

At the pool my aim, concentrate and swim

Coz when I do backstroke my dick protrudes like a shark's fin

I had to go swim a few extra laps

And let the fat go back down so I relaxed

Keep my eyes off the snatch for a minute or two

But everytime I close my eyes I'll still be thinking of you

And the way your body curves

What a fine piece of work

Like everyone else

I’m just a pervert


[Chorus]

When she walks by

My gaze stays locked on her thighs

No woman is safe from these wandering eyes

Even feral woman that be looking like they [?] rock

Still get dick and licked like a Paddle Pop

I slide in calmly when I'm hiding the salami

Loves a battlefield and I'm a one man army

Pull roots like Don Burke digging in the dirt

Up your skirt I do work like a true pervert

When she walks by

My gaze stays locked on her thighs

No woman is safe from these wandering eyes

Even feral woman that be looking like they [?] rock

Still get dick and licked like a Paddle Pop

I slide in calmly when I'm hiding the salami

Loves a battlefield and I'm a one man army

Pull roots like Don Burke digging in the dirt

Up your skirt I do work like a true pervert