[Intro]

Reason I say pussy's cleanest thing on a bitch body

'Cause when she piss, she wash it, when she cum, she starch it

When she sit on it, she press the motherfucker

It's like comin' out the motherfuckin' cleaners (Ooh)

[Verse 1]

Stumbled up on a pint of Act', now I'm actin' different

No alcohol for me, fried food gave me fatty liver

Baby mama called and said granny want half a chicken

Almost gave granny a half a brick, gotta be more specific

I love a fat ass, my bucket list to fuck a midget

Cousins used to gang up just to jump me, ma, come and get me

Tired of suckin' nipples, hit Colombia and bought her titties

I trick on Wockhardt and women, call me Boston Sippy

(You get it? Like Boston T— okay, never mind, okay)

I had the gap-toothed smile, braces made it up

I charged a nigga five for a pint 'cause inflation up

She squirt, then we both lay in it, bitch, we baby nuts

[Interlude]

Okay, like, you get me?

Like, like, a— like, a baby wear a diaper, so

You know what I mean? Like, they don't change

So, you know, it's like

Fuck it, let's go

[Verse 2]

I'm not an average dude

Can't see my dick when I look down, got me mad at food

Kalani like his daddy, can't be mad if he act bad in school

My nigga pimp hoes and fight dogs, he a pastor too

Durk said his lyrics not real, I'm a capper too

My nigga said he don't know his daddy, I'm a bastard too

Dana White ain't do nothin' wrong, I would've slapped her too

Can never slut-shame Meg Thee Stallion, I'm nasty too

[Interlude]

Fuck?

Damn, Meg, you hell

Okay, let's go

Yeah

[Verse 3]

Haha, shout out Brittany Renner

I told my girl I'm done cheatin' this year, gotta reconsider

We don't do runners, that's the quickest way to get convicted

Walk around with dog shit in my jeans, I need some different britches

Hahaha

I'm a naughty nigga

I'm nervous ever since I got rich, kept the roddy with me

I keep dog shit, mama said keep a potty with me

Hoo, I be talkin' spice

Can't have a simple convo with my bitch, she always wanna fight

Fanta for the new lean sippers, bae, I want a Sprite

And I'll leave her ass where she at if she don't fuck tonight

My buzz died down, I'm on a big grind

Ugly fat Black ghetto nigga, but my bitch fine

For all the days and nights she hit a nigga with the guck-guck

Hand-twister blitzer, just for that, I made her wrist shine

I'm a certified lover boy, that's appreciation

HIV rates super high, don't wanna be a player

If my dog die like Biggie did, I'ma see him later

But if the bitch bad like Faith Evans, I'ma Stevie J her

Okay, I'm done, my last request, I need a Skittle deal

Take the condom off and feel a rush, you gotta live a little

Lizzo chose that nigga over me, I'm in my feelings still

God won't protect me from a bitch, the penicillin will

[Outro]

(The Lunch Crew Company)