Character 1: Did you know over fifteen thousand people die every day from marijuana?

Character 2: You can't die from weed son!

Character 1: That's what they want you to think Billy

After one inhale of marijuana, you are hooked

It turns your blood green and rots your brains out, Billy

Character 2: But it's just a plant!

Character 1: No! I did marijuana once..

Character 2: Oh my god!

Character 1: And the doctor told me it takes 10 days for it to kill you

It's been 9 days, 23 hours and 58 seconds

Character 2: Noooo

Character 1: Billy, it's gonna get ya