Gather round, everyone

It's time to take some notes

Might be wise or a surprise for today's anecdote

You've been getting worse and worse, a touch turned to a choke

Someone's getting clingy, hope it's worth the cheque you wrote

Money can't buy you happiness

I know it's true cuz happy people don't do the things you're doing to me

A bigger wallet's whatcha call it but your strengths are getting smaller

And totally honestly

I ain't looking for no sugar daddy issues

Hardly my problem you gotta pay guys to kiss you

Yeah the coat feels great on me but ignorance is bliss too

Rakin' up the hits, but you're honestly a miss, dude

I ain't looking for no sugar daddy issues

Hardly my problem you gotta pay guys to kiss you

Yeah the coat feels great on me but ignorance is bliss too

Rakin' up the hits, but you're honestly a miss, dude

I could get any man I wanted anytime

Weird when your gold isn't worth it to a dime

We're both pretty narcissistic but at least I'm justified

Now please respect my boundaries before I tell your wife

Money can't buy you love

But it sure can give you receipts

So I'm thinking of making a return

I'm not sure you're worth the feelings of your fancy silk sheets

I ain't looking for no sugar daddy issues

Hardly my problem you gotta pay guys to kiss you

Yeah the coat feels great on me but ignorance is bliss too

Rakin' up the hits, but you're honestly a miss, dude

I ain't looking for no sugar daddy issues

Hardly my problem you gotta pay guys to kiss you

Yeah the coat feels great on me but ignorance is bliss too

Rakin' up the hits, but you're honestly a miss, dude

Give me one good reason to stay

I'm walking out the door if the reason's the money

I could find another man with lots and lots of cash

I don't need you, you need me

I ain't looking for no sugar daddy issues

Hardly my problem you gotta pay guys to kiss you

Yeah the coat feels great on me but ignorance is bliss too

Rakin' up the hits, but you're honestly a miss, dude