Where the judgemental pricks at

Dudes who claim you ain't healthy if you ain't got a six pack

Dudes who try to shame you all because you have a sex drive

All because they're insecure that they don't have a sex life

This is for the dudes who think girls don't get them because they're artsy

The dudes who only ask you what colour's your Bugatti

The dudes who think it isn't real unless it's from the 80s

The dudes who only exclusively listen to Slim Shady, ew

Yeah, this is your song

Log off Reddit, make your bed and put some clothes on

Find some pillow talk that isn't just you're wrong

Or do you like the back and forth like endless Pong

Calm down boy, you're giving me the ick

I'm really not vibing and you're acting kind of strict

You hear simple denial and suddenly something clicked

When no one showed up to your birthday, I guess that left ya licked

Why you got to be so judgemental

Drive me round the bend in your rental

I am a person, not a ragdoll

This is mental

So judgemental

Where the judgemental boys at

Oh, I see them at the bar

Chatting up a girl, they ain't getting very far

She insists disinterest but he's insistent on her arse

One look from a gay guy though and then he wants to spar

Wow, what a killer with the ladies

Doesn't wanna be a dad but makes you keep the babies

Shit's real crazy, he insists that he's better

But the clumsily spilt drink's the only way he gets her wetter

Yeah, it's your jam now

30 by a cliff, damn, you got to slam now

Met a nice girl, caught her on your cam now

Shared a pic, now you're on the registry for your whole damn town

Nah, you're just misunderstood

And if a girl hates you, she must be Miss Under Wood

And if a guy hates you, he's really just a beta cuck

But when you cry yourself to sleep, why should we give a fuck

Why you got to be so judgemental

Drive me round the bend in your rental

I am a person, not a ragdoll

This is mental

So judgemental

J to the U to the D to the G to the E to the men to the T-A-L

I don't really care that you claim you can spell

I just really wanna bring this point in well

It's the 'not all men' types, Chris Brown hypes

Don't wash their ass or wipe right

Overt Jesus Christ type

I don't mean religious, I mean the specifics

Who use the religion to continue a tradition

Of hatred towards minorities but refuse to discover

99% chance Jesus was of colour

And I'm not the type to generalize, I know some pretty nice guys

But I've also got two eyes and they're both working damn fine

So I know damn well where the root of the problem stems from

I know damn well where the hell I'm getting the most judgement from

And yeah, there's problems men face too, don't think I missed them

But take a guess who set up those systems

Why you got to be so judgemental

Drive me round the bend in your rental

I am a person, not a ragdoll

This is mental

So judgemental