[Verse 1]

Uh, yea

Okay we never miss a beat

My flow’s a rollercoaster

[?] hold on to your seats

Bumbling, stumble [?]

No wonder they weak at the knees

Sippin’ the Holy water at

212 degrees at ease (Chill)

Wait a minute

Your boy don’t want to freeze

Cause I am 13 below sea level

Melanin cover my face

It’s like peek-a-boo

I’ve been looking for competition

Like Scooby Scooby Doo

Where are you, where are

I let my dog off the leash and

He bit the mailman

I took the mask off his face and

It was the salesman

Tryna sell me some bars

I said, “What are you inhaling?”

And don’t you know that

I got enough rhymes to write a lecture

And don’t you know that

I’ve been in my prime since I first met ya

One MC on my record

I know that he can take the pressure

I bet your bottom dollar

If you add up all my hours

You and I would get devoured

By some time or cryptic powers

Putting rappers on pedestals

But they can be some cowards

Giving pearl necklaces when

She deserves some flowers

[Outro]

Real life douchebag but I’m adored

They know me as the internet father figure

Real life douchebag

[Narration]

I’d like to take the time to welcome everybody

See, my name is Beleaf and I’ll be your narrator

Your orator and the star of the show

Now the name of the album is called Beleaf In Fatherhood

And it’s spelt B-E-L-E-A-F not B-E-L-I-E-F

Cause we don’t lie, baby

It got the word ‘lie’ in it, We don’t do that

We don’t lie about nothing

We need you to believe