Fast food feels fuzzy

Cause it's made from stuff that's scuzzy

I always thought I was such a nerd

I refused to touch that strange bean curd

I wouldn't eat it -ow- but it ate you

Aw-wee-oo

Killer Tofu

Eee-aw-wee Iee-oo

Killer Tofu

I eat my sugared cereal

But it makes my teeth bacterial

Ee-awee-oo EE-awee

If you're feeling kind of cruddy

Just stick right by your buddy

And don't eat t-t-t-t-t-t-too much fried food -ow-

Aw-wee-oo

Killer Tofu

Eee-aw-wee Iee-oo

Killer Tofu