Whitesican

By Beefy

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Yes

Whoo hoo

*Mexican noise*

That didn't sound Mexican at all

Very true

But please rest assured that I am half Mexican

Damn right!

Whitesican if you will

And I will

Damn, listen to that beat

It's like J-Lo should be singing right now

*Quick Mexican noise*

True, you may not believe me

But I'm Whitesican it's easy

To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street

True, you may not believe me

But I'm Whitesican it's easy

To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street

So what did I do to deserve this white skin?

No one believes that I'm half Mexican

So I show them pictues of my family like every single day!

And they don't believe me neither

Why would I lie about being a beaner?

But its ok cause i get benefits from the U.S. government

Better chance of getting a scholarship

And they won't deport me to the mothership

That so many have been calling the country of Mexico

True, you may not believe me

But I'm Whitesican it's easy

To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street

True, you may not believe me

But I'm Whitesican it's easy

To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street

Now everyone will point the finger

At me because I said the word "beaner"

But no one gets mad at the black people who say the N word all the time!

Can't I just eat a tortilla?

Without everyone getting meaner

If my dad were just Mexican

Man, everything whould be much easier

One side calls me Big Bambino

While the other just calls me Mijo

All this this nonsense is making me go insane extremely rapidly!

True, you may not believe me

But I'm Whitesican it's easy

To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street

True, you may not believe me

But I'm Whitesican it's easy

To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street

No, I'm not playing pretend

To all my friends this is who I am

And there is not a reason

I would ever need to apologize

My nickname is Beefy

And my mom's is Mikki

We share a special bond even though we look nothing alike

So to all those out there

All the umbres and mujeres

Please just realize that I'm only trying to be myself

True, you may not believe me

But I'm Whitesican it's easy

To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street

True, you may not believe me

But I'm Whitesican it's easy

To confuse me with another white guy walking down the street

True, you may not believe me

(Believe me)

But I'm Whitesican it's easy

(It's easy)

Yeah

White guy walking down the street