[Chorus: Beefy]
Saturday
Let's go
Wake up
Let's roll
TV
Cheerios
Remote control
Nine years old and I don't sleep in
I live for Fox Kids, it's time for X-Men
Big chair
Sit back
No pants
Relax
Show break
Get snacks
Squeez-Its
Snack packs
Done it before and I'll do it again
Sit back and strap in, it's time for X-Men
[Verse 1: Beefy]
Ever since I could get out of bed without a parent
I'd be up when it was seven, no alarm, it was inherent
Back when we only needed one remote control
Entire box of Cap'n Crunch inside a giant mixing bowl
Tale Spin, Power Rangers, Darkwing Duck
Never watched the girl shows, no way, those suck
And the ads all stuck, out to make a fast buck
Still want a Kawasaki Ninja and a Tonka Truck
Not too long with 10 o'clock rolls 'round
Best theme song starts and I hit the ground
Got my head in my hands, hand bones to the elbows
Then I don't hear a peep cause I'm deep into my shows
Taught diversity and it made ya' think
Plus it's always so cool when the claws go Shink!
I pretend I got strength and my arms made of metal
Then I toss my little brother baby, Cannonball Special!
[Pre-Chorus: Beefy]
Mom and Dad can just stay in bed cause
Beast is cool, wanna do just what he does
Hang upside down but then I just bust my head (ow!)
[Chorus: Beefy]
Saturday
Let's go
Wake up
Let's roll
TV
Cheerios
Remote control
Nine years old and I don't sleep in
I live for Fox Kids, it's time for X-Men
Big chair
Sit back
No pants
Relax
Show break
Get snacks
Squeez-Its
Snack packs
Done it before and I'll do it again
Sit back and strap in, it's time for X-Men
[Verse 2: MC Lars]
I guess when X-Men first debuted
It was Halloween morning '92
I was straight blown away by the beat of the song
That Mustin must've cleared for this track am I wrong?
Before puberty brought surprising hairs
I'd sit back and relax in my reclining chair
Rogue was beautiful, Storm was electric
Shaking from the sugar high like an apoplectic
I thought fourth grade wouldn't be so hard
If I just had that hologram Wolverine card
Spider-Man comics and MAD Magazine
Dave Berg, Don Martin, true artists, RIP
I learned a lot from that X-Men show
Like how intolerance had to go
Magneto was a jerk, thanks to the Holocaust
Edutainment holler at the hollow boss
[Pre-Chorus: Beefy]
Mom and Dad can just stay in bed cause
Beast is cool, wanna do just what he does
Hang upside down but then I just bust my head (ow!)
[Chorus: Beefy]
Saturday
Let's go
Wake up
Let's roll
TV
Cheerios
Remote control
Nine years old and I don't sleep in
I live for Fox Kids, it's time for X-Men
Big chair
Sit back
No pants
Relax
Show break
Get snacks
Squeez-Its
Snack packs
Done it before and I'll do it again
Sit back and strap in, it's time for X-Men
[Verse 3: Beefy]
And a little bit of every Saturday
So listen to me
Every girl that wouldn’t kiss me
Every bully that would hit me
The war inside my head best believe it was better
Started reading comic books
Okay Simone I met her
It all started with Xavier’s class
Then Grant Morrison was kicking my ass
Hey this ain’t the cartoon but I think I like it more
Genosha’s laid to waste hey who the hell is Xorn?
Make me step up take no guidance on my head
Like the Phoenix Jean Gray last I checked she was still dead
When I was still ten and going to my bed
I was dreaming I’d rather be a mutant instead
Wake and they were on my screen
Making fun of Scott Summers who recruited Jubilee
Training all day in a room named for danger
X-Men TAS better than a Power Ranger
[Pre-Chorus: Beefy]
Mom and Dad can just stay in bed cause
Beast is cool, wanna do just what he does
Hang upside down but then I just bust my head (ow!)
[Chorus: Beefy]
Saturday
Let's go
Wake up
Let's roll
TV
Cheerios
Remote control
Nine years old and I don't sleep in
I live for Fox Kids, it's time for X-Men
Big chair
Sit back
No pants
Relax
Show break
Get snacks
Squeez-Its
Snack packs
Done it before and I'll do it again
Sit back and strap in, it's time for X-Men