I'm sure ya heard I had a girl, and yeah she very cute

But she may never have a clue 'bout what her daddy do

When I was beautiful, charisma was electrical

And no one cared if I would go on stage and flub a line or two

All she knows is daddy talking in the back room

Yelling at the dogs and saying "Please keep down the volume!"

But what she don't see: When I was Beefy

But we already covered that, examined it completely

But some day in the future she may come across a link

Of her daddy with a microphone when she knows I can't sing

And what about these other people crowding the room?

Are these people his fans? Did they think dad was cool?

And she might dig little deeper in this life that I had

"Man is that President Mega Ran hanging out with my dad?"

In the end I hope she sees what she can do with a computer

I just thank you for helping confuse my daughter in the future

I ain't never been cool at all

But I seem to be cool to y'all

And that's more than just a little bizarre

But I thank you, thank you, thank you

Hold up, I’m cool now? Eff it, I always was

It’s just that people are noticing and it’s all because

I chose to chase my calling but, now it’s coming all at once

Always wanted fame but I’m wondering if I’d call it fun (hm)

I think I’m starting to forget to be normal

The attention that I’m getting doesn’t fit with my wardrobe

My head is growing bigger all the time and it’s horrible

Success triggers delusions that mess with my morals

But more so

My bandwidth for friendship is pretty minimal

Attempting to befriend all my fans would make me miserable

I do it some, here and there, distant and conditionally

But If you’re trying to hit it you won’t get to know me physically

But it’s a fact that other than that difficult category of fans

I’m mostly glad you like my raps

The validation I’ve been seeking since grade school

Is way cooler me, and for that I say thank you

I ain't never been cool at all

But I seem to be cool to y'all

And that's more than just a little bizarre

But I thank you, thank you, thank you