[Intro]
Woo!
[Verse 1: Beefy]
It's not hard to see that I'm not cool
Not too many friends when I was in school
So I sat all alone and I learned how to rap
And I became a smart aleck, started talking crap
Never really concerned with popularity
Because I was in a basement rolling 20D
Throwing down dagger damage with my trusty 4-sider
I wrote fanfics and called myself a writer
The only one who still thinks I'm awesome
The only adult still yelling, "Awesome Possum!"
A couple of my friends have owned a ferret
You might have muscles but I'm not scared yet
You might have ladies, okay, I'll concede
That I'd give up Coca-Cola if I could get a lady
I don't have low self-esteem, it's only a word
So stand up and be proud if your ass is a nerd
[Hook (x2)]
I'm a nerd
There's nothing I can do about it
I'm a nerd
I roleplay and I brag about it
I'm a nerd
On the 'net til' 5AM
I'm a nerd, I'm a nerd, I'm a nerd
But that's who I am
[Verse 2]
I never listened to what my gym teacher said
So instead I play WoW with my level 20 Undead
I doodle all day and I can't concentrate
So much so that my fat ass almost didn't graduate
For clarification I'm a nerd, not a geek
Geeks get good grades, I get in trouble when I speak
Geeks get excited about a science field trip
Nerds don't really care because my people skip
We act superior but we still watch cartoons
Laughing our asses off, yelling out "Hesh Rules!"
With my pack of friends Saturday is Nerd Night
Playing GURPS so long I challenge Hank to a knife fight
Playing table top games, and CCG's
And then at one we take a break and head for Mickey-D's
Enjoying pirated movies and stolen CD's
Internet celebrity holmes, I do what I please
[Hook (x2)]
[Verse 3]
I step on the dance floor but I won't move
All I do is bob my head when I'm feeling the groove
Calculator in my pocket and there's one on my wrist
I got this sexy nerd flavor that you can't resist
Man, don't forget, I got this magic ring
That does +5 fire damage, That's some powerful bling
Out nerd me? Don't try, I'll tell you why
Cause I can quote every single line from Family Guy
I got all this caffeine coursing though my veins
Catch me on eBay bidding on Gene Roddenberry's brains
I keep telling people I'm not that Numa Numa kid
But I'm just pissed because he did it before I did
Mixing up White Russians cause I wanna be The Dude
I'm not a shut in, I'm just misunderstood
Pixilated nudes got me feeling good
I'm a nerd mofo', rude, brash, and crude