This is Galactica Actual:

Is there anything sexier than a robot built for seduction that only you can hear, see, and touch? I submit to you that there is not. At least that’s how Battlestar Galactica made it look. Girls get stuck in your head. I mean this in more of a 90’s comedian way as opposed to a Let’s-Piss-Off-Tumblr way, but women have this power over dudes (at least those of my nerdier peeps) where we can’t function or focus. Work is bullshit. You ever try to write a song when you’re crushing about anything but that crush? Don’t try. It’s too hard. And I’m sure it’s just our own perception of women as a whole and you’re not obsessed with the person but more of the idea of that person and blah blah blah. All I know is that I couldn’t focus on anything else until I locked down my now wife. Like, we moved in 4 months after dating. I still feel like I need to impress her because she’s so damn pretty. Girls have powers. Also watch BSG

Lyrics

[v1]

My 24 hour fantasy

Every capacity you know to show me ecstasy

And you're just for me, other can't even glance

Drop of a hat, inside my pants, no matter where we at

And before I never knew that kind of passion

Every action an attraction to illicit satisfaction

And your damn fine good at your job, like you were built for it

If I wasn't atheist I'd say you're heaven sent

Lets head back to my quarters and toast

When it comes to being wanted, we're the universe's most

You know how much I love to spend my time on the coast

It's like you live inside my head like you were Snow and I'm Ghost

You're gonna get me into trouble

Now is not the time to rub your chest across my stubble

But I'd be lying if I said I didn't want it

Have anything you want, all alarms I disarm it

[hook]

I can be your Gaius

And you could be my Head Six

Getting hooked on that good love

Baby we could be timeless

I can be your Gaius

And you could be my Head Six

You’re an gift from a true God

Angel in robotics

[v2]

And when we're separated, I'll be honest, I trip

Like I'm sweating and I'm pacing like I can't get a grip

You always get me happy with a move of your hip

And you make me feel important when they treat me like shit

Which happens more than I'd like to admit

But I can keep it legit, I only teared up a bit

Ya treat my life of chopped liver like it was a delicacy

Could take me from a farmer's son to the presidency

There must be others better than me

But you stick around and work it like a residency

And your history a mystery, I’m cracking the code

Love is so hot, we making Cloud 9 explode

They say there’s millions in the ocean that look similar

But no doppelganger hot figures could compete with ya

You make me dream of all the worlds that we could go to

I’m kind of happy that you made me get to know you

[hook]

I can be your Gaius

You could be my Head Six

Get hooked on that good love

Baby we could be timeless

I can be your Gaius

You could be my Head Six

You’re an gift from a true God

Angel in robotics

You’re into wild theories, I don’t get all that stuff

But it’s hard to disagree when what you’re preaching is love

They say we’ve done it before, I hope we do it again

And if you’re into being awesome you can call up a friend

Keep me prisoner? I promise I won’t get far

Got me trippin like my heart’s about the size of a Baystar

Catching me off guard, you’re smooth but you go hard

It kind feels like we found love in a junkyard

But I can see that you’re friend aren’t really into me

And my friends are kind of burning you an effigy

And between me and you they kind of hate me too

All because we do not follow What Would Husker Do?

Out of the blue and now we’re stuck in the black

But the way you wear that dress I hope we never go back

Quote me on that, we’ll find a new place to live

Get together, fall in love, and have a couple of kids