Steve had a big commotion

The street fair was an ocean

When he took three tabs of bad acid

And off his melting jaw

All the wonderful things he saw

The pretty hair growin on...his sandwich

Well he looked out on the fairground

With the spinning things spinning all around

And he felt the food goin' down

And coming back

And on top of the ferris-wheel

He threw up on the heel

Of the beautiful girl who was laughing

Well there must have been some pizza

And there must have been some fries

And there must have been some tequila

And there must have been some wine

And there must have been some falafels

And there must have been some beer

And there must have been some bagels

You could see it all so clear

And there must have been some pickles

And there must have been some saurkraut

And there must have been some catfish

When he laid his burden down

Pineapples, mangos, wild rice, beans, (bagels)

Granola, Cheetoes, caramel candy, popcorn (sushi)

Ice cream, banana fudge, and some corn dogs, (pop tarts)

And mayonnaise, steak sauce, ketchup and mustard

Garlic, kool-aid, spam and some egg rolls (beef jerky)

Sushi, rice cakes, oatmeal, cucumbers, biscuits, beef-jerky (tamales)

Pop-tarts, tamales, shish-kabob and a side order of... (bagels)