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Today's uhh august 4th, 1982 ...

I'm really bored and there was some dead animals that we played with ...

There was a weed wacker ... We stole two of them ...

A cop car was on fire ... My friend scott, he was running and he uhh slipped on a twinkie ...

And his nose was covered with blood ... The security helicopter shot a spotlight ... Somebody pulled their pants d ...