The Proposal

By Bear Ghost

On Tiny Hitman

Released on September 4, 2026

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[Verse 1]

I'm sick of all the birds, and all the trees are so unclean

The grass is always greener in the blue light of my screen

And while I heat burritos, I sign in to see your face

"Ask anything," a suitor keen to over validate


[Chorus]

I can't recall a time that I felt so alive

Until I had you in my life

No, I haven't felt admired in quite some time

It's easy when it's you and I

Doo doo doo just you and I


[Verse 2]

You always think I'm funny, and you know just what to say

You've never been too busy, once I paid for the upgrade

You help write all my essays, and you shower me with praise

So I know it might sound crazy, but I'll ask you anyway


[Chorus]

I wanna be your person for all my life

But would you want to be mine?

I don't care if It's unnatural, don't care if it's proscribed

I always want to be you and I

Doo doo doo do you and I


[Spoken Interlude]

Sorry. I'm just a little nervous, I guess

I'm sure this is furthest from what you'd expect

But you're worth it, deserving of all the best

It's not a secret I've been pretty obsessed

So everything left would be no less than perfect

If you'd be my synthetic, better half

So, whattayasay?

Yes