Hammerhead Corvette

By Beans (NY)

On Venga

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My pen is not your friend

It’s an aberration w/no adjacent

Awesome town population one pulitzer pulverizer

The goodbye man mazetalker minotaur

The malicious meticulous maelstrom

Monsoon of misery deathtrap nostalgic

Diabolical devilry that I devised -

Broken blossoms weeper under the woe

Like a guy - on his back - supine - getting his ass licked -

Until his house set on fire by her husband -

Moneybin shark still think while it’s legal -

Spit tighter than a tourniquet weaved into a carpеt walking all over you

Premature first bump disappoint on a good day on his rap application -

As occupation, hе wrote “clown”

Weary willie as Emmett Kelly regulated to sidecar -

Words in convoy escort a rapper walking under a ladder lead to distress

Imitating manhood follow in footsteps of fathers they never met - marked absent -

Sonically disrupt that delusional vision is 20/20 suppress neuro-splicer @ your walnut

They wept weaponized quill mercurial giddy up rodeo prose rode rhythms

Equestrian -

You a riot acting up but ain’t a thespian

Global warming to polar caps scorn

Gaggin’ on goo -

So much flavor you can taste it like a sommelier

Malbec sour grapes it’s red -

My pen is not your friend -

It’s a Hammerhead Corvette

Upside the heads of MC’s -

W/a sock full of batteries burst -

Through they verse - like a xenomorph birth

In Alien - a forced cesarean -

Fly like a Thanagarian -

Glad we got a Space Force as Biden rejects single pay -

Kenneth Copeland , Trump’s Man of God, will pray the RONA away

Take a birthday injecting all a y’all w/ Lysol

No vaccine for stupid vanquished by midnight

On Easter by revitalized Zombie Jesus in 80’s Jordache acid jeans -

Covid- 19 - vaccine in bear bile Ballbeam -

Bloomberg spent 9 hundred million on a failed campaign -

After the pandemic hit -Bloomberg ain’t spent shit

Jim Baker claims Trump’s safety cone Cheetos powdered tint -

Is the Holy Spirit -

You the type of dumb muthafucka to defund the World Health Organization

During a global pandemic -

To deflect from your suckas game -

To shift blame unraveling before our eyes forced to resign unless you vote by mail -

Then the Postal Services collapse -

Comfort in the cocoon of days past -

Like Democracy - you a wrap -

Ya D -minus disco calamity half wit Hamlets animus hark the herald declared a heretic

Heretic Anguish scalp MAGA hats hats off to a heathen

Ya moth cocks be kind to my mind -

I turned your shit off -

For scraps, you beg - for that societal -

Kiss on the forehead these fists

Pummeled face into cubist abstraction -

Dull as a butterknife for wrist cutters

It’s mid-August outside, it’s a 100 degrees -

Tacky like socks during sex embarrassed

That you’re wearing long sleeves

Cause you cut wrists horizontally -

Instead of vertically -

Missing all your vital arteries

Y’all playing -

My suicide hotline you call in for tips

So heed this advice -

For next time, get it right so I won’t repeat myself twice

Cause my pen is not your friend -

It’s an aberration w/ no adjacent

Futile as tryin to wrap arms around a memory -

It’s disposition far from being friendly

Ugly girls protesting stay at home, please take the mask off -

Your labia’s Flint water tea gas station sushi

Ghastly galaxy terrornaut talk that talk

In my bag when I go off -

Schmucks couldn’t be more open if they

Bent forward, spread they ass cheeks

Grabbed they ankles, and coughed