[Intro]

You know, in my mind, this part is where the ladies come in singing my name. like uh, something like, "Inglorious Baxter"

Cuz I'm not that bad of a guy, know what I'm saying?

[Baxter]

Yo

If they ask who that bastard is, (who?) tell them Baxter is

Here to start shit, like a catalyst

Flip, like a catapult, Doesn't matter cat or dog

Navigate the catacomb

Shitting out a catalogue

Looking for a cat to scratch, itchy like a dirty dog

Let a cat catch my tongue, (Meow) I'll give that cat a pause

Oops, bet that get a pause

Baby I should get applause, now y'all want to get appalled?

Can't a nigga get absolved?

Listen ya'll, I ain't here see I just dissolved

Osmosis Jones, moving all through your walls

Rose gold, red herringbone threw you off

How I get it hot, with a flow to cool you off?

Yeah it's Willy Wonka sweet but it's Varuca Salt

It's funny, I keep finding lines but stay losing thoughts

Cause every stanza, is Tony Danza, Who's the Boss

Now take a gander Colonel Sanders you's a chicken hawk

Loud as a foghorn, nuts like an acorn

Yeah he's good but..

Na fuck the buts, gay porn

(Aye yo) Nigga just save it

I'm not a bit gay, I'm not even homosapein

What I'm trying to say is, I got my own genius

Climbing up the rungs of a double Helix

My rhymes give you bubble guts

Might need your stomach pumped. Chump!

But I take ya mind places like a shuttle bus. But!

It's a bumpy road, so ya'll better buckle up cuz

Waxter P. birdsworth is nucking futz, (Huh?)

Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm hunting rabbits kid

Imagination 'bout as vicious as a rabid pit

(Oh God)

An for my last magic trick

I'm a let y'all take a shot, then I'll grin and catch the shit. (Bang)

I let my soul glow, on some Last Dragoon shit

Bruce Leroy, B boy, baby after this

If Sho'nuff still asking who the master is, (Who's the Master?)

Man, tell that nigga Baxter is

(just tell that nigga Baxter is)

Yeah

And then it goes

[Outro]

"Inglorious Baxter"

Just like that