[Chorus: Madelaine Hart]

Welcome to Miami now

Broken promises are here

I don't know, you don't know

Welcome to Miami now

[Verse 1: Baxter Dury]

I don't think you realise how successful I am

I'm like a shipping tycoon

Full of promise and cum

I'm a salamander

Short riff lover boy

Causing grief to the bleeding eyes

I'm the turgid fucked-up little goat

Pissing on your fucking hill

And you can't shit me out

'Cos you can't catch me

'Cos you're so fat

So fuck ya

I'm Miami

[Chorus: Madelaine Hart]

Welcome to Miami now

Broken promises are here

I don't know, you don't know

Welcome to Miami now

[Verse 2: Baxter Dury]

I don't think you know who I am

I'm the sausage man

The shadow licker

I'm the tiny little ghost

That features in your despondent moments

The timeless whisper

The glassy dude

I'm the science of all that's wrong

And I'm making you think that you doubt

Everything you love

But I'm here to stay

I'm Miami

[Chorus: Madelaine Hart]

Welcome to Miami now

Broken promises are here

I don't know, you don't know

Welcome to Miami now

[Verse 3: Baxter Dury]

I'm the great sleeper

I'm the bookkeeper

I'm the vicar

I'm the main course

I'm Morgan Freeman

I cut master Neon Angels

I'm the night chef

The eye doctor

Mister Maserati

I'm king of the migraines

Soiled Lord of Tears

I'm the urban goose

I'm a river of dead fish

I'm Miami

[Chorus: Madelaine Hart]

Welcome to Miami now

Broken promises are here

I don't know, you don't know

Welcome to Miami now