[Verse 1]
If the un could cool and the cool could un
Would the uncool cool? Would the cool guys pee
In the wee? (The wee) Oh, the wee
When pee drops and when you baked a pie, I still peed
If you want to die, well then smoke some weed
In the wee (The wee) Oh, the wee
When pee drops a jade green drip, an ugly, fat poo
She lets dirty men in her precious bowl
In the wee (The wee) Oh, the wee
When pee drops a rich king sits right on his throne
A bomb filled soul, he shall blow alone
In the wee (The wee) Oh, the wee
When pee drops on you
[Chorus]
When the pee drops on you
When the pee drops
When the pee drops on you
When the pee drops
[Verse 2]
You say your mod doesn't work quite right
Would you reinstall? Would you trade your life
For the wee? (The wee) Oh, the wee
When pee drops I believe my greatest trick
I made you think I did exist
In the wee (The wee) Oh, the wee
When pee drops. Even though many have seen repair
Our loyal TVs, they would not dare
Choose the wee (The wee) Oh, the wee
When pee drops. Sex, drugs, pee and wee
These are your treasures to be
In the wee (The wee) Oh, the wee
When pee drops on you
[Chorus]
When the pee drops on you
When the pee drops
When the pee drops on you
When the pee drops
When the pee drops on you
When the pee drops
When the pee drops on you
When the pee drops
[Verse 3]
This song is for every uncool who's cool. Every Greek, every herd
All my uncool vans that lay on the curb
A bomber who can so destroy you and give you no nerves
Have no pain and no hurt, just some anger and burns
You are much angrier than everybody whose faces have melted
Blow a harpoon, 177013 vans are dead the curb
Practices using the Bible, crosses, he prays with these churches
He casts upon you, your first born will be baptised
You sweating through hot flames, while you're on fire
End of the world, you shall no longer be a liar
Life is clean. Careful, you may get ketchup spillt on your shirt
You don't like the way that weed kills? Trust me, that death is the worst
Make your choice. Self murder or buy Batty Gang merch
While you go to the cool Scientology church
You were sent to blow up uncool guys in this world
Things go boom for once, and then an only cool guy change will occur
[Chorus]
When the pee drops on you
When the pee drops
When the pee drops on you
When the pee drops
When the pee drops on you
When the pee drops