[Verse]

I am Stanley the mistake guy

In front of me, a black screen of die

I made a mistake I should have never

I thought that I was being clever

But instead I decided to pull the lever

And summoned an ugly woman named Heather

She reported me to the narrator, BATTTS

So I filled her up with many fats

Instantaneously she had exploded

An explosion of which I had coded

I am Stanley, the coolest program man

I made the AI who created the song Stan

Back on track, I was in front of a bloody mess

And my amount of luck couldn't be any less

Bat came in and banned me from code

So I began going into anger guy mode

I threw a knife at Bat to show my fury

He destroyed it with an explosion harpoon

Soon I was standing in front of a jury

A jury who loved a very cool tune

It was Pee Pee Poo Poo

I played it, and then ate a big shoe

The jury exploded and I ran away

Only to be caught the next day

Bat captured me, and gave me a beating

And then the black screen I soon with had a meeting

I gave the best attempt at stopping it I had

But it only made it more and more bad

Colour left the screen, my world would soon end

Hopefully one day, my screen will mend

[Outro]

Stanley was never seen again after that day

He is expected to have disappeared with the black screen