[Chorus: BATTTS]

Redstone block gonna (Skrrt)

Redstone block gonna (Bang)

Power my gayass Glock (Pew)

Power my gayass Glock (My leg itches)

[Verse 1: BATTTS]

Redstone block gonna power my gayass Glock

Because it's a rainbow gun and it's proud

But the redstone block gonna adlib this

And cool guys will get loud

When it shoots a guy named Chris

[Chorus: BATTTS]

Redstone block gonna (Skrrt)

Redstone block gonna (Bang)

Power my gayass Glock (Pew)

Power my gayass Glock (My leg itches)

[Verse 2: Gary the Cool Guy]

Hello everyone welcome to my 65th Minecraft anniversary

Today I will be showing you how to make Redstone robot

To make Redstone robot place 5 blocks in a line here, and then make a semi-circle pattern above it

Then just copy this design upwards for about 20 blocks for the left leg

After that you fuck your whore mother and decapitate your dog because you disliked my video cunt

You're a cunt

I bet your mother is 90 years old and that's why you smell like chip fat

I fuck your mother

Nipples looking like some Redstone dust

Old and dusty but glowing red because I abused them

Shut up shut up shut up Shut

If you don't play the craft you don't get the shaft

You aren't cool you're just a Redstone hater, and i hate Redstone haters

I'll see you Redstone haters Redstone later

[Chorus: BATTTS]

Redstone block gonna (Skrrt)

Redstone block gonna (Bang)

Power my gayass Glock (Pew)

Power my gayass Glock (My leg itches)

[Verse 3: BATTTS]

My redstone block gonna shoot a mouse (Pee)

My bluebrick stone gonna boot a house (Wee)

I will say a cool thing (Oh)

And make up the word ghing (Yo)

I eat a dirt block (Cool)

I eat a cooked flock (Of chickens)

I don't know what else to write (Yes)

But I'll keep doing it anyways (No stop it)

[Chorus: BATTTS]

Redstone block gonna (Skrrt)

Redstone block gonna (Bang)

Power my gayass Glock (Pew)

Power my gayass Glock (My leg itches)