[Chorus]

You are uncool

Cool you are not

You wish you were cool

But you are not cool

Prez is not cool

[Verse 1]

I be praying in a church

Call that talking to God

I'll put your small wee in a hearse

And eat a tasty cod

You are an uncool guy

Eat an uncool pie

Just kidding all pies are cool

So you get none, you're uncool

I be praying in church

Call that talking to God

[Chorus]

You are uncool

Cool you are not

You wish you were cool

But you are not cool

Prez is not cool

[Verse 2]

I be running outside

Call that being exercised

I'll pee on your pride

Your pee won't be advertised

My wee range is wide

The way you're cool is classified

But I have it in this guide

You'd be cooler if you coolified

I be running outside

Call that being exercised

[Chorus]

You are uncool

Cool you are not

You wish you were cool

But you are not cool

Prez is not cool