[Chorus]

I am so cool

You are not

I am so cool

You are not

[Verse 1]

I'm the extra cool rapper

Doing extra cool things

I'm a very cool zapper

Doing extra cool sings

I will eat some toast

Then I will boast

From the boast I'll have a toast

We're we est coolifier was was roast

I am unable to do 16 bars

As I am just too cool

So I eat 16 cars

For not going to school

I know it is not cruel

But my anger will be their fuel

And they turn into one big ghoul

[Chorus]

I am so cool

You are not

I am so cool

You are not

[Verse 2]

I am so cool

You are not

Go to school

Or get bought

By an uncool rich guy

Who eats a bug pie

Until the day he will die

But nobody will cry

But he was quite sly

And only faked his death

So he kills you for not crying

But do not fret

As I was lying

He is really your dad

Which is quite bad

Because he's dead