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I am blocking writers

Since the writers aren't cool

Since they skipped writer school

I am blocking writers

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I block any cool writers

But I block all uncool writers

Writing is made to be blocked

It’s like the writing block is locked

Then I eat a sock

And eat a chicken

Get it?

Sure it's not funny but I like it

Blocked writers can get hit

I myself am blocked as a writer

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I am blocking writers

Since the writers aren't cool

Since they skipped writer school

I am blocking writers