[Verse]

The super-duper cool guys

Eating super-duper cool pies

"Batty Records is uncool!" says the man who lies

He is less super-duper cool than fruit flies

Nobody truly dislikes Batty

Unless they are an ugly fatty

We are the greatest label

Cooler than a Dark Souls Two table

Gary shall buy it

After Pooface will deny it

And Prezlion will have supplied it

And finally, I failed to bride it

It is illegal to marry such a cool table

Especially when its legs are so stable

It was destined to be the love of my life

It would've made the greatest ever wife

This song is too cool for an epic beat change

It's in a way somewhat strange

The power of Batty is too much

And it is deserving of such

As we are the only ones who can handle it

It is like if you ate a giant candle lit

The true Batty Gang will survive

And you will cry due to a stomach ache

The true Batty Gang will stay alive

And you will not learn from your mistake

Batty Gang will always win

As we have a large supply of tin

We use it to make reinforced cans

And throw them to blow up stupid vans

Truly the worst type of vehicle to drive

Nobody who has a van deserves a high-five

We are in the final third of bars

Going to the quality that LARS

Gives out almost constantly

As good as the taste of broccoli

An incredibly cool vegetable

A quality which is respectable

Batty Gang, gang which is batty

We are a label which is not ratty

We are instead all too likeable

We are almost too desirable

So the world wants to rebalance the coolness

We have cured to much uncoolness

Because coolness is the coolest coolness

Uncoolness is not cool coolness, it is uncool

Every cool day for uncools, skip uncool school

Don't be uncool, and go to cool school