[Intro]

There was a boy

A very strange, enchanted boy

They say he wandered very far

Very far, over land and sea (yeah lad, I get about, uh, where the woods at?)

A little shy (a bit shy)

And sad of eye (sun in me eyes, haha)

But very wise (yeah I'm pretty woke, stay woke)

Was he

[Verse 1]

Coming straight out of the wilderness, lazy hippie bastard named BatFunk

Find me roaming through the backwoods, smoking on some backwoods (uh)

I straight up flabbergast the crowd

Whеn I rolled through with a menageriе like Radagasta Brown

Lad, I'm knocked down with all your carnivorous fuckery (nah)

Homie, I'm the king crow, up in this here ruckery

I've been my dad's padawan, ever since an infant in Pampers

And ventured off into the wild, like Christopher McCandless

I spent most of my time in the woods, escaping my troubles

Might as well change my name to Barzan or James of the jungle (uh)

Dr. Doon out, stop dropping, get the shrooms out

I'm ready to zoom out, get weird and ponder over a few clouds

Is it a bird, is it a plane?

Nah, it's the nature boy, flying high with a psilocybin-inspired kaleidoscope eyes

I've been out and about since the cub scouts and now I'm prepared

A buck worm in a village of crows on my Klaus Baudelaire

[Chorus x2]

I'm one eco-friendly motherfucker

I'm the nature boy, me old mucker

Hey yo BatFunk, where you been at lately?

Pfft Where the fuck do you think I'm the nature boy, baby (uh)

[Verse 2]

I don't rock a Jesus piece, you won't clock me eating meat

There's no wool pulled over my eyes, I don't even see the need in Tweed

I'm the ghost-mode feline from Cheshire, who's the top investor in the Kittyland Love Centre

'course I'm in a gang, like the bang with the happy tree friends

Attenborough Socratic Mammals helped to pull me back from the deep end

I shed a tear for all the captured orcas

Whilst feeding fresh plums to a giant Galapagos tortoise

Ha, I chat-mad macaroonole talking about I'm a batcat and a crow

Fantastical pros and cunning plans that get lambasted by most

I suppose I'm a blender ball tricking Edgar Allan Poe

Oh, like I give a fuck what you lot think

I'm posted up in the reptile room in a blue-tongued skink

All you city boy towny emcees should take a back seat

Cause man's trapped, bang, with the force of a Jumanji stampede

[Chorus x2]

I'm one eco-friendly motherfucker

I'm the nature boy, me old mucker

Yo BatFunk, where you been at lately?

Pfft Where the fuck do you think I'm the nature boy, baby (uh)

[Outro]

Peace to Ric Flair

David Attenborough

Nigel Marvin

Ace Ventura

Nature boys unite

We out here