[Verse 1]

Pick up the phone

Give me a call

It ain't right to make me feel this small, you asshole

Your long hair and your big stare

And I only seem to like it when you just don't care

I've got to

Walk tall and stand up straight

But he only seemed to like me when I don't wanna play

[Chorus]

Misery loves company

And I only think of him if he's next to me

He stole me flowers from my neighbors yard but

I don't care, I let them die in my car

Fuck you

And I'd like it

I'm confused

That's all I am

[Verse 2]

Pick up the phone

I want it all

I might've loved you but I can't recall

You got that, that long hair, and that big stare

And I see your face in all my nightmares

That little girl, did things to say

"Little girl get the fuck up out my way"

[Chorus]

Misery loves company

And I only think of him if he's next to me

He stole me flowers from my neighbors yard but

I don't give a fuck, I let them die in my car

Fuck you

And I'd like it

I'm confused

That's all I am

[Outro]

Put down the phone

Don't try to call

I liked it better when we're nothing at all