Okay look, I was wide awake, sitting up, I had my back to the headboard

I was smoking a little cigarette to relax myself, my head felt dead sore

I was in Embassy, backing off Blue Alize, energized off Red Bull

I was watching this little choong ting, she said "hi", her names Tiffany from Bethnal...Green

Hi I'm Ash from Kensal Green

Actually from Kensal Rise

To be presice

She looked at me up and down and said, "your seethrough Nikes are well cool"

She introduced me to her friend Dawn

I introduced her to my friend Shawn

My game was on point like a pencil, and we started to then talk

She was like telling me... she was... hold on, what was she telling me?

(hook in background)

No, how can I not recollect man, awww I must've been out of my mind

I swear I was smashed... nah man, aww what was she telling me?

Nah, nah man

Oh, okay now I remember!

She was telling me shes going to Bristol to go to uni in September

All I remember, was not caring

Just staring

At her exposed cleavage, and taking her back to the yard and taking off what she was wearing

Two twos one yout start swearing

Then one of them South youts bottled him up on the floor, then after that... yea the ravers just aired him

Promoters locked it, girls grabbed their coats, phoned them when we got outside, asked them what whip they're in

This is the 207, followed them back to theirs and...

(hook in background)

I was like "cool, but oioi cause man... I gotta drive bruv... fuck...

Might as well drop me off innit

Go to his tings yard

I was lipsing my one's neck in her yard like..

Took off the Lasenza

Put on the cony, and just beat it

Then I started sleeping, would you believe it started dreaming

Thinking that rave was soo tough

And this girl right here is so buff

But her yard is frass, haha, she's just a sexy broke slut

And then I thought hold up

This ain't your bed, then I woke up

And then I thought "oh fuck"

Aww Ashley you're soo fucked

If you go home, try to sneak in the bed, I swear your wifey's gonna go nuts

You Wasteman! C'mon last night why was you soo drunk

Its got to 4 in the morning, its starting to get light outside you doughnut

I was soo hung over

And I sat up and now I got this bitch on my shoulder

I don't even smoke but grabbed a cigarette slapped myself in the face got sober

Im gonna wait 5 minutes, pick my clothes up

Dress myself then phone up

My brejin, and say yo blood

I beg you come get me, I need to go home blood

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What do you mean man

Dont take the piss blood

Aww for fu- blood you've got my whip though man

Alright fuck it you know what meet me back in the ends innit

I'll jump in a cab or something...

Huh? is this girl serious

This girl must be mad I swear to God

Get out of here man, Im gone yea

Yea boss, I need a cab innit

Kensal Rise

40 pounds, are you mad?!