[Verse 1]

Shoutout to the fans out in Phuket

Chester the cat, more like Chester the nougat

Fuck, I meant nugget, but I don't give two shits

Natenate asleep, you know I had to screw it

Taeghan; at work he's a fucking nuisance

Everytime Nate falls asleep it loosens

Basement Guys, bitch, you see the influence

Ha, Stimneo up in this bitch, "Pumpkin!"

Bitch, I'm crazy as fuck like somethin'

Taeghan bent over so I put my thumb in

Tomasso heard my verse and he started cummin'

I'm doin' donuts in your hood like Dunkin'

Went back in time just to givе Nate consumption

Gonna leave Taеghan cracked like My friend here, Justin

Ellie's verses sound good after being offbeat?

The fact is; she couldn't have done it without me

Better Call Saul, I'm doin' meth like Jessie

Gonna slather Taeghan's whole body with burger grease

From his head, to his shoulders, to his knees, to his feet

Whole gang in the function, we all muhfuckin' geeked

Nate drank up all my nut, said, "It tasted kinda sweet"

Shut the whole club down, bitch, Ctrl + Alt + Delete

[Verse 2]

Tomasso fuckin' on Hitler for dad lore

Josh in the basement, I'm in his backdoor

I'm in the club jerkin' off on the dance floor

Nate fucked a dildo and then his ass tore

Yo, this shit's ass

Fine, Josh has a dildo instead

Open his ass and fill it with lead

No, that's evil, I don't like that

Put a bomb in his butt crack

Take a bite out his nutsack

Lock his dick to a bike rack

Evil me, I'm done with your shit

Your granny can't give me teeth 'cause she got dentures

Josh got a dildo, got it from Spencer's

Nate's dick in a Pez dispenser

Josh on his period, he a menstruator

His dick cheesy, it make gay men straighter

Nate fucked a horse and didn't pull out

He cums like chalk, I guess he got gout

Nate goes fishing and fucks the trout

[Verse 3]

Peep the navbar, so what about Egypt?

Brother won't read it, I had to delete it

This is my verse and I will not complete it

Taeghan a pred', so I had to skeet it

Like Skeet Hanson, I won't repeat it

Burn Josh Pandabuy Rickies

Suckin' on Fanum's titties

Wait, that's hot, gimme a quickie

Make that shit sticky (Sticky)

Tomasso never done an ollie

Collecting trash like he Wall-E

Taeghan ain't never get jolly

Kidnapping kids like Holly Wheeler

He had to steal her

Guess what, Taeghan? Gambit's a healer

Josh is a squealer

Docking the dealer

Tomasso still on that totter-teeter

Nah, he cleaning the bathroom

While I'm upstairs fucking his mom

Guess what? He still didn't clean it

He jerkin' to Dax in a thong

Every decision he makes is wrong

His third arm is a bong

Cookin' his bloodline in pong

Dissing these three takes stamina

Taeghan solving bars like algebra

He born in Jewville, not Canada (Canada)

You don't deserve head, you mental

You gettin' straight teeth like dental

Laughin' about Natenate, in a fent-fold

While I'm pantsing his Eddie Bauers

My dick hitting his cheeks like the second tower

Cleaning his cheese in the shower

Cums like clam chowder

Make me president like Power