ARJUNFUNCTION - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Ugh

We at the AF and you know we lit as fuck

I just pulled up in that big body motherfuckin' Tonka truck

Don't fuck with me, bitch, I'll leave you fuckin' up and stuck

Taeghan and Arjun went and got a share-cut, bitch, more like a share-mid

How you gon' hype that shit up so much just to say you got a fuckin' trim?

I'm sittin' right here in Arjun's basement and I'm motherfuckin' Invinc-ing it

I got a stick and I'm-

Fuck

I got a stick and I'm blitzin' it

Find me a toilet, I shit in it

They called me the shit, yeah, I been it

Tell them run this shit back like it's Tenet

Tell them run this shit back like Usain

Like I'm Arjun, the fuck is you saying

Bitch, I'm not playing

Huh, huh, Absolute Batman, going insane, like Bane

Nate ass so fat that he might get back pain

Evan said he wanna be Padmé

Ellie's verse got me snoozing, I'm "Canadian Tired"

Pull up your ass and spook you like Mike Myers

Haley just ate a confusing grilled cheese

Nate, why does your shit burn when you pee?

Bitch, it's lil Xym, I made the beat

[Verse 2]

Mollys, Perkys, Invincible, like Grayson

Come around me, and I'll shrink you, like a raisin

You won't have shit in 500 years, you're not a Viltrumite

You've got ball hairs on your chin, that shit don't even look right

Luca, what the fuck, what the fuck

I'm gonna smack your cat named Kevin

I'm gonna rob your dad and grandma

Sip the Slurpy, 7-Eleven

My undies are black and white, like a panda

I just put an access hole in Josh's pants

I gave Temby a kiss

I'd rob a bank, but shit, I can't

At the urinal, I take a piss

I ate a slice, or two, at the 'Jun Function

I slapped Nate's clapped line, then took a punch-in

You look like a mom who watches true crime

You don't need to talk, like a fucking mime

I'm gonna scream

*Screaming*

How the fuck you like that?

Kill the Italian man in his own home

Lock in a bike rack and post a pic' on your phone

Lloyd, I'll spin you around, like Rick's revolver

I'm gonna turn- your left sock

I'm gonna- done beating you, scream and holler

Put you in a closet, we lock

Arjun, thanks for the party, but I've got some shit to say

If I catch you outside it'll be a bad day

I'm gonna shove a bullet in your urethra, then cut off your balls, and you'll scream "Eureka!"

What the fuck, what the fuck, what the fuck

Haley, your line is clapped and so is your flow

You're the real peewee, you're like a clone

Get outta' here and go watch a show

I can fly like Omni-Man in the sky

"You're fighting to watch everyone around you die!"

When I'm done dissing all of you you're gonna cry

Ellie, your verse was really bad, you think it's good, but it's actually bad

Nate, I'm good at stalking you, like Ghostface

I'm gonna stab you with a dildo, and hit you in the face

You think you belong here? Get in your place

Arjun, you look like a piece of fucking shit

Fuck Josh, he made the beat

[Verse 3]

Stand ready for my arrival, big dawg

I'm being chased by intelligent ape

I don't even know, trying to escape

Must be a sign of my fate

Arjun's never been on a date

Lookin' like Andrew Tate

I'm fat, lickin' all over my plate

Blue in the face

Arjun's got trauma, remember? "Checkmate!"

Taeghan, quit tellin' stories, there ain't no bonfire

You look like milk, expired

Arjun's a little Wookiee, I'm an empire

Put dirt in your eye, Maguire

Your verse better make you retire

I'm gonna edge the word "Rehar-" "STOP!"

My heart

Josh, your voice jiggles, like a fart

Lookin' like a dinosaur, Jurassic Park

Look at Taeghan, declined when a barber calls

Suck on my balls

Talkin' 'bout splash damage, staining my drawls

I've got adrenaline in my system

I don't know, but I know I won't miss him

Tall like a Jaeger, Pacific Rim

Turn this shit up, because it's dim

Scared I'll tear you up? Limb from limb?

Ellie's hair's red, like Mephisto

Don't worry, just one diss, though

"Swamp Izzo"

You built like Lizzo

Mad I rizz, though

Deaf from this fuckin' beat

Hairy, like Arjun's feet

Josh, you've been a good boy, take a treat

Gave my ass a shave, nice and neat

I went to get it bleached

Showed it off at the beach

I ain't afraid to curse, boohoo Lloyd

Why would I listen to someone unemployed?

Fucking bitch

You look like my uncle, Troy

Lives in a barn

Piss, git, giggity, darn

Fuck you Taeghan, that fucking linker

[Verse 4]

Yeah, yah

Yah, yah

Yah, yah, yah

My name is Pat, and my records are phat

My beats hit ya', just like a bat

Like Babe, but I don't oink

Breathe so much fear, you scramble and "Zoink!"

I don't need to cuss to make my rhymes, Josh

They act like being clean is such a crime

But, yeah, I'm a felon

I prefer lemon over melon

I make trouble, I'm a rebel

I'm Fred, you're Barney Rubble

But this ain't bedrock

Now shut up, so I can put you in a headlock

Dreadlocks is the hair I don't have

Ya'll gonna go 4-0 just like the Cavs

Imma ditch you like Luca and the Mavs

Call me Nico

I generate gadgets, like Rico

Arjun's a freak-o

T's rhymes are weak-o

Josh, you fell off, like Sneako

Oopitydoopitybop

Nate's songs are so bland, he's like Kwebbelkop

And Luca, you suck

This part doesn't rhyme, but you're a stupid duck

*Duck noises* Yeah

That's my rap, boy

[Verse 5]

Aye, aye

We pull up to your city and we start a fuckin' moshpit

I fuck your bitch and I make a fuckin' profit

I just saw your dog, and I fuckin' shot it

Taeghan, your grandma got aids, and I fuckin' caught it

You know your dog? Yeah, I turned it to a carpet

Taeghan, where's your haircut? You still look clapped

Got Nate by the throat, and it fuckin' snapped

At the Arjun Function, yeah, it fuckin' slapped

They asked me to rap, so I fuckin' rapped

All that money, I never fuckin' capped

Jumpin' on drugs, and I'm motherfuckin' tripping

Lloyd better stop ripping, before I start flipping

Arjun Function, Arjun Function

Ahh