Murder Kroger (Light Version)

By Barrage

On Barrage

Released on December 1, 2021

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[Intro: HiiQ]

Muaahahaha

Yes, come shop with us

Come see what we have in store for you

Excuse me, sir, my lanes open, down here (In hell)

I can check you out

Forever


[Hook: HiiQ]

Grocery list, come on over

Gross accessory to murder

You can be, fearless explorer

Se la vie, Cassanova

Cruise the aisles, and body piles

But don't blame me, when it's all over

I told you, to let it be

I can't carry, your casket over

It's a murder, Kroger (crows by thе murder)

It's a murder, Kroger (crows by thе murder)

It's a murder, Kroger (crows by the murder)

It's a murder, Kroger (crows by the murder)


[Verse 1: HiiQ]

Ensconced on Ponce you'll find

A grocery store with lore that's intertwined

It's got an evil frame of mind

With crooked murals, so maligned

Demeanor evil, demon people

God can't save it, needs a steeple

I suggest you just drive past

Lest you join its dead and passed

You can try to park in the parking lot

But it's like drawin' lots, I mean lots were caught

Thinking damn I just wanted ham for brats

These happened to be, final thoughts

Closed curtains, happens every night

Just up the street, at the Fox

Beltline Kroger, try to do us one over?

That name won't stick, and moreover

You can demo, rebuild

Contract up that naming guild

But these contract killers need contracts filled

They can fill your 'scrips says perma-chilled

Did they empty the crypts, when they rebuilt

Y'all murder Kroger long as perps get killed

Yes, yes


[Verse 2: HiiQ]

What you got in that bag? What you got in that bag?

Comestibles and vegetables

Oh brain juice and a hang noose?

I guess that's one way, to hang loose

Don't worry hunny, I got the juice

But hope you're not mad if I left the Boost

I had to run out, before I choosed

The bamboo there ain't the only thing that shoots

Some comin' out with shopping bags

Some comin' back with empty mags

Are these bargain deals on the price tags

Or harbingers of toe tags

Woohoo deals! Woohoo deals!

Crazy shoppers on these Woo hooo deals

That's choppers real butchers with knives of steel

I just, came in, to plan my next meal

Who woul-da thought, my letter'd sealed

By the letter, opener, they had concealed

Cut open, can opener, like cantelope, 'n I'm hopin

That, the blood congeals

Cereal aisle to beguile awhile

But them cereal killers be idle wild

No breadcrumb trail, got the serials filed

If they go ballistic, its full grain rounds

High caliber killas, bred from the pound

With a whole box of tricks, them dogs are hounds

Honey, why you got the strap?

Well I'm getting food might not come back

Best not let, safety lapse

So I dropped a pin up on the map

But they dropped up on us, just like that

And robbed us for, our pudding packs

Now I'm putting back, the guts they hacked

No arrests from this attack

Just my arrested cardiac

No wonder they be catchin' flack

From the heights they reached with the body stacks

And all I wanted was some flapjack stacks

Now I'm dead, meuh, meuh, meuh

All have bled, muahaha

That was graphic, but demographics change

But the homeless here are still deranged

Say he rolls up a buggy to bum a light

And puts you in, a moral plight

Maybe just wants a smoke tonight

Or he just might, smoke you tonight

Got a chicken-bone shank, and he's got some range

A dollar to the cause you won't end up maimed

Light up the sign, you best know the name

This that murder, Kroger, flames