[Verse 1: Dexter Manning]

I don't wanna diss ya

But I can't believe-a

That your face looks like a monster

Don't wanna stare-a

Gotta be fair-a

You'd be perfectly cast for a horror

Boo

It's you

I wish you would shoo

They wouldn't even wanna keep you in a zoo

You know it's true

No matter what you do

Looks so offensive

I might sue

[Chorus: Will Ryan]

It's inside that counts

Except for you

I wish you'd stay out

Your genes come down to luck

Except for you

You're ugly as fuck

We're beautiful in our own way

Except for you

You ruin my day

Don't listen to what they say

Except for you

Your face is not ok

Not at all

[Verse 2: Dexter Manning]

You're amazing

Amazingly ugly

Sorry dude but you gotta believe me

Off my island

That's where I want you

In the garbage

I will throw you

My eyes are burning

I am learning

Looking at you is physically hurting

I'm a meanie

Words are steamy

But promise me you'll never wear bikinis

Scarred for life

You scared my wife

To the point she won't even touch my weenie

Ruined my island

Made me a tyrant

Can't leave my house

Man I'm too frightened

[Chorus: Will Ryan]

It's inside that counts

Except for you

I wish you'd stay out

Your genes come down to luck

Except for you

You're ugly as fuck

We're beautiful in our own way

Except for you

You ruin my day

Don't listen to what they say

Except for you

Your face is not ok

Not at all