Solstice Poultice

By Banquer

Released on March 19, 2023

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The shaman woke up feelin kinda dreary

Mus be the ramen last night that left em queasy

S’an uncommon occurrence so it’s pretty eerie

Vexin that iss confusin when hexin comes easy

S’he put together a concoction f’revistin dreams

Usin rocks n leaves f’depictions otha scenes

Shook off the stupor but didn’t find imagery

He illustrated more of a recipe than a prophecy

But honestly the instructions made no sense

Involvin materials n mеthods with which he had no experiеnce

Hence, his visit to the voodoo elda f’wisdom

Told ‘im the ingredients but the elda said he ain’t heard of em

So into ancient tomes he had t’delve deep

On occasion findin a mention in the book heap

The requirements to create it were steep

Collect n combine in a single day f’th’amalgam to keep

Focus, what you see ain’t hocus pocus

You’d need voodoo t’concoct the solstice poultice

Applied t’shouldiss can help repel locusts

Whatever y’do don’t compare it to a jokiss bogus

Focus, what you see ain’t hocus pocus

You’d need voodoo t’concoct the solstice poultice

Applied t’shouldiss can help repel locusts

Whatever y’do don’t compare it to a jokiss bogus

Normally this’d be impossible for a simple human

But ain’t nun normal bout a totem usin shaman

To gather these items y’gotta be in five places at once

Luckily this witch doctuh ain’t no dunce

Y’need a quarta hogshead o Appalachian Mountain mud

T’get to it y’might have t’have a stud

Then extract nine gills o New England Aster oil

A simple tincture t’help maintain the mortal coil

Afterward collect seven sacks of Blazing Star

Grind em down to a powder or y’won't get far

Gather about four bushels of Leadplant

Crush em without the stems till y’start t’pant

Finally you want half a vat of swamp milkweed

Mix these with the sun still up and you’ll have completed the deed

This’ll heal burns of any degree within a fortnight

If you’ve been fatally wounded y’could live to see anotha fight

Focus, what you see ain’t hocus pocus

You’d need voodoo t’concoct the solstice poultice

Applied t’shouldiss can help repel locusts

Whatever y’do don’t compare it to a jokiss bogus

Focus, what you see ain’t hocus pocus

You’d need voodoo t’concoct the solstice poultice

Applied t’shouldiss can help repel locusts

Whatever y’do don’t compare it to a jokiss bogus