I’m turnin, transforming I must be metamorphin

Evolvin then transcendin, first cat formin

Lion ironclad king o the jungle

Tiger growl when mad imma roarin bengal

Nahmuh panthuh prowluh shadow assassinatuh

Discombobulateyuh start sayin buhbyes to yuh mouth sensuh

But if yuh tryna attack imma hitchya widdat puss in boots

So cute all the down to muh roots, ycant shoot

Aura woos, mafee honey matabee tboos

Ugh, it’s happenin again so I suggest ye start runnin

Get the heck outta dodge, go, I’m bout to start ragin

Heavin then heatin followed by smolderin, scales growin

Hardenin then enlargin, now flamin, fiyuh breathin dragon

Yes it’s absurd our character has quite the caricature

Powered by pure imagination, quote on quote wеary traveler

As strong as he is clеver, twisting fiction into truth on paper

Voice seem so familiar could really this be our savior

Whaddiya doin lookin to this reptilian, I’m just tryna be hordin

Savin my skin, stickin to slumbrin on a golden mountain

Inside of a mountain, mythological inception

There’s a whole lotta layers to this onion

Sexuality in this species can be off puttin

Our versions of d and d are a little differin

Like this one time at band camp, wait she did what with who?

Dragadonkies? Howd that even happen