I’ve got a crush on the bassist of a band and he knows my name but he doesn’t know my deal

And if he got to know me I think he’d find we have some common interests

And when he’s on stage my face gets hot and I say things that don’t make any sense

Like nice stuff? I’ve never said nice stuff to anyone my whole life

Oh bassist in the band, who let you be so tall, with hair down to your chest, and jeans so small

If I got you alone I’d take off all your clothes and

Talk about our common interests

I’ve got a crush on the bassist of a band and he knows my name but he’ll never know my deal

Cause when you look like that it’s just unfair to take you off the market

And when he’s on tour I’ll miss him way too much and text him all the time and that’ll come off clingy

So when we talk it’s best I just say weird things like nice stuff

To you