Oh Patty put the pipe down

If you've got the right sound

If it's not right son

Neither am I, oh my oh my

Do your sums

Work out a fairer way

If it comes undone

Just paper over the cracks

And there ain't no turning back

Oh on The Sun

They make you out to be a tearaway

Comes undone

Ahh I just spoke to Matt

Pat, they want the money back

Oh put the pipe down

If you've got the right sound

If it's the right sound

Oh my, oh my

Do your sums

Work out a fairer way

Can you play No Fun

Oh what d'you think of that

Cause they want it back

You better pipe down

You got the right sound

Put the pipe down

Oh my, oh my, oh my

Na na-na na-na...

Oh Patty put the pipe down

If you've got the right sound

If it's not right son

Neither am I, oh my oh my

Oh Paddy put the pipe down

If you've got the right sound

If it's the right sound

Oh my, oh my, oh my