[Verse 1: Baba Brinkman]

I stood on somebody’s front porch sellin’ vitamins

Three naked women answered the door like: “Invite him in!”

I never intended to live a life of sin

But I may never be in a place like this again

So I’ma live this life like it’s the last one

I step inside with every intention of havin’ fun

The women lead me to the back of the mansion, and I’m stunned

By incense and decorations, lavishly done

Then suddenly it’s opium smoke that I’m inhalin’

Details blend; my mind is in a tailspin

It’s a hell of a day in the life of a vitamin salesman

But there’s no need to keep sellin’; I’ll just chill a bit

Surrounded by beautiful skin and crushed velvet

I feel a rush to my pelvis as the women undress me

But then I catch a glimpse of reflection that vexes me

There’s an emaciated man behind a curtain whispering…

[Chorus: Dizraeli and Baba Brinkman]

I used to be just like you

Now I’ve gotta pay for the lust I knew

Tell me what must I do?

Don’t stop here; rush right through

I used to be just like you

Now I’ve gotta pay for the lust I knew

Tell me what must I do?

Don’t stop here; rush right through

[Verse 2: Dizraeli]

I came here in the same way you did

Polluted by the poison of cupid

Testicles inflated by my sexual

Greatness, the delectable ladies

Handling me, it was a little boy’s fantasy:

Opiates, cocaine and mammary glands;

I’m a family man with four kids and a mortgage

But I couldn’t resist the forces

Of the snap of the jaws; it’s happened before, bruv

Turn ‘round; she’ll be slammin’ the door shut

You’re stuck; you can never get your pride back

You are tied to a life in the flytrap

You are inside the grip now; lie back

You can never escape man, I tried that

The door’s guarded by this white cat

Whose straight gaze could turn the skies black

Flick of the tail, flutter of eyelash

And your getaway plans, man, are sidetracked

Your mind snaps in a flash of the synapse

And you’ll find yourself running right back

So don’t listen to these hoes whisperin’

Even when soap glistens on a titty in a pretty way

Go home before you’re trapped in a stone prison

Forced to bone women fifty times on any given day

[Chorus: Dizraeli and Baba Brinkman]

I used to be just like you

Now I’ve gotta pay for the lust I knew

Tell me what must I do?

Don’t stop here; rush right through

I used to be just like you

Now I’ve gotta pay for the lust I knew

Tell me what must I do?

Don’t stop here; rush right through

[Verse 3: Baba Brinkman]

This has gotta be the greatest dilemma I’ve ever faced

These incredible women are ready to give it away

And this pathetic slave is sayin’ that I’d better escape

I’m feelin’ so frustrated that I’m ready to break

The women tell me to forget it, not to listen to the bastard

That he’s just a sex addict they keep locked in the attic

For kicks, and if he wanted to get rid of the habit

And quit, he could walk away just like that

But he keeps babbling about this little white cat

When it’s another kind of pussy that keeps him coming back

I feel like I’m gonna crack, the temptation is so strong

But something goes wrong; now I’m pullin’ my clothes on

The women drop to their knees like, “Don’t go, please

Hold on; you can have us all before dawn!”

But I’m beyond listenin’; I’m fightin’ ‘em off

And picking up the boxes from my vitamin stocks

The white cat tries to bite me as I walk past

But I just give it a swift kick right in the chops

And now I’m back to my life on the block

How was I supposed to know who to believe

The super freaks or the dude on a leash?

I’m usually open to sweetness, but there’s too many people

Who lose their freedom in a moment of weakness

That's why I don’t sleep with hoes and leeches

[Chorus: Dizraeli and Baba Brinkman]

I used to be just like you

Now I’ve gotta pay for the lust I knew

Tell me what must I do?

Don’t stop here; rush right through

I used to be just like you

Now I’ve gotta pay for the lust I knew

Tell me what must I do?

Don’t stop here; rush right through