[Intro: Fleance]

What up, it's your boy here, Fleance, representing the real Scottish Hip Hop. We're here for the rap battle between Macbeth and MacDuff. Macbeth gonna go first. So alright. You got 60. Macbeth, go ahead and get it


[Round 1: Macbeth]

Let me clear up one thing up before you ask me:

Yeah, Cousin

Yes

I cut up your family

You can take it on the chin and wait patiently

Flea to England to beg his majesty for amnesty

Or crew with your boy Malcolm

And try to scare up some bravery

Or do your best to battle me

Cousin, it's the same to me

Kindness's curdled cream isn't taming me

I was made to be king

And my reign ain't a game to me

So let me tell it to you

The way it was explained to me:

See, the serpents on my team

Gave your family the third degree

And left all your pretty ones strewn around the nursery

Your son was wishing it was make believe

The way they made him scream

Mommy crying "mercy, mercy, mercy"

And sure, the murderers heard her plea

But, Cuz, you gotta understand me

It's nothing personal, I'm just not about your legacy

And to be true

You could have brought your whole crew

I still would have run through you

With just two dudes in black suits

I give 'em two cues to leave your set unglued

How I end family feud is leave your roots chewed

And the surviving few bruised with new tattoos

After the snafu’s through

There’ll be worms waiting queues dreaming: food

You know what I heard, son?

It's cuz you can't get wood

That you brought Birnam

With your ten thousand lambs

I'm yearning to serve ‘em

But they look concerned

Cuz though you came to battle

You just babble

And while I'm rippin' up the rubble

You're busy sucking Malcolm's nipple

Leave your hitmen crippled

Lying slit through the middle

With caesarian trauma...

Remember momma?

But you can't crawl up in the cradle

Cuz I'll stomp your facial

Just to show ya soldiers that I'm fatal

Some more womb time might have made a man of ya

Instead of stranding ya family

You might have took and stand

And defended your manhood commandingly

Claiming Scotland like you're righteous!

Ripped from your mother's guts

Untimely, but it's time we

Got through discussing niceties

And got to bars and cuts

Cuz, Cousin, I let the chips fall

And all I gotta do is make one call

To leave you hanging like Banquo's entrails

Trailing round the banquet hall

See, his ghost interrupted me

So I didn't toast your health before

So, a toast, Cousin!

I say let’s get close and do what we came for...


[Draws.]