[Verse 1:]

It was Monday, sitting bored in my room

Was listening to beats on my brother's Zune

Til I gave up and said "Wonder what's on the tube?"

First channel, some guy is trying to sell me a Snuggie

MTV got a song about some dance called the dougie

Watch SpongeBob on Nick

Click to Starz to catch a flick

My TiVo's about three pages thick

Most of it's Blue's Clues

The rest are game shows where everyone seems to lose

Except this one dude who always seems to be "winning"

Two and a Half Men

Woodstock: Now and Then

Running outta shows, surf to CNN

[Verse 2:]

TBS got Family Guy

Commercial for the master of thighs

But that's nothing but lies

Don't buy stuff off the TV

They don't work, you'll see

Once sec, gotta click to NBC

Can't miss Letterman

Tonight he got Federline

Tomorrow I'll come up with a better rhyme

But I don't got time tonight

Almost time for Saturday Night Live

Before that, wrestling, watch the champ take a dive

Kick off my shoes, watch the evening news

And after the Late Show with K-Fed

Time for this MC to head to bed

Peace