[Intro: Sung, Spoken]
Ayy, I'ma go apeshit on this bitch, man
Kharash ho rahi hai gale mei? Paani pi
Huh? Dhiru bhai, dhiru bhai, I'm gonna diss you
Yeh dhirumonchik ka gaana nahi hai, bhai
Kya soch rahe ho?Usi ka gaana aise start hota hai - uddi-uddi khili
Uh, Dhiru bhai, dhiru bhai, lemme finesse you
I don't have an option, so, lemme finish you
[Verse 1]
Behen ke lode tujhe samajh nahi aata kya
Dimaag ke andar tere kuch nahi jaata kya
Udi udi khilli, bhaag bheegi billi, (doraemon) xD
Beat pe mein danda tu choti gilli
Galiyoon mein bada hua sheher mera dilli
Humse tu panga lera hai be rabri
Khabar chapi hai ki uk ki raand ne
Khulke marwayi dilli waalo se gaand hai
Kya hi karoon tune karey hi aise kaand
Chutiyaape ke paas jaake baitha pareshaan
Kulhaadi maari per pe, dubaya apna naam
Kaisa lagra hai jabh peeche padi hai awaam
Teri baasuri bajana beta ho gaya haraam
Teri kabar ko salam teri chita ko pranaam
Kabhi beech mein mat la koi bhi dharm ya bhagwaan
Warna nark mein jaloon tujhe mein hi shaitaan
[Chorus]
Likhna seekh, laude, pehle likhna seekh
Mere bars kaafi chaude, tere bars weak (facts)
Likhna seekh, laude, pehle likhna seekh
Ghost writing ke baad bhi tere bars weak (what?)
Likhna seekh, laude, pehle likhna seekh
Mere bars kaafi chaude, tere bars weak (facts)
Likhna seekh, laude, pehle likhna seekh
Ghost writing ke baad bhi tere bars weak
[Verse 2]
Pehle ka rayta kar paya nahi saaf
Abh kr$na ko diss karra hai ye haye raam
"Emiway ko diss kar banaya ye naam"
Tune kaunsa bht bada teer mara haiwan
Sirf roast hi to karke pohocha ye mukam
"Roast nahi react bhai, haan wohi, haan wohi"
Content hai poora iska ek hi samaan
Meine dekha nahi tujh jaisa leechad insaan
Ek artist ko dete hai maan aur samman
Kakarot mera team mein mei chota gohan
Super saiyan 2 and the show goes on
Cell,majin buu, dhirumonchik and so on
This part of the song is important so listen
I'm telling you something, I'm not even dissing
There's something i feel that you have been missing
So, please shut the fuck up and hear what i am spitting
[Verse 3]
This is not your cup of tea, I'm telling you this honestly
I am telling you with modesty, man, I can try a lot of ways
But I don't think you wanna see
But if you wanna battle me, I'll fuck up your anatomy
'Cause that is my strategy
[Verse 4]
I'm tyna keep my sanity
But if you want a piece of me, I will put you into agony
Your voice is fuckin raggedy and I can see with clarity
I am wearing these batteries, you can eat my shit, bitch
BON APETIT!!!
[Verse 6]
Na video ka reply, na hi diss ka reply
Tujhse bada pussy meine aaj tak dekha nahi bhai
Na hi gaano mein hai bars, na hi flow mein hai rhyme
Even gully boy ne bola tera ayega hi nahi time
Maari mp3 mein teri bina empathy deke
Janta ka kaata tuney sympathy leke
Pakka hai teri infamy abh dekh le
Big Smoke aur Tenpenny jitna tu fake hai
[Bridge]
Dhiru bhai, dhiru bhai, ek baat batoagey
Sach-sach batao kabhi aisa likh paogey?
Ya phir mein poocho aisa likhwa paogey?
Thoda aur baaki hai wo jhel paaogey?
I don't think so man, sun!!
[Verse 7]
Rap nahi aata hai tujhe nahi hai tu shayar
Dislike button ki tara karoon tujhe ghayab
Wo dollar sign tu IRR hai shayad
Extinguisher lao koi 'cause bitch, I'm on fire
Rapper banne ka hai sabhka desire
But this is a skill that you gotta acquire
Tujhme nahi, to kiya ghost writer hire
Written by Dhirumon- bitch! you're a liar
[Verse 8]
Joote tere content ki tara first copy
Please change karle apne rapping ki hobby
Lauda phasa gale mein, he likes it sloppy
Tabhi jabh tu moo khole, you sound so choppy
(guthka thook de)
Tere mere beech mein bhi lamba hai faasla
Beat pe mein spit karta tu beat pe haafta
Kaash tera baap tujhe bachpan mein maarta
To aaj shayad chupne ki jaga nahi talaashta
End shot? Moo pe le tu cumshot
Aim with the rhymes are precise end in one shot
Content chor, go and prepare for your mugshot
Content whore, trends ko milk karke liya full clout
Beat pe tu choke kiya, hua tera blood clot
Colour wale lens pehen ke hua iska bloodshot
Bodied this fucker by hitting him at one spot
Time to hit the ground dhiru, I just heard gunshots, what?
[Outro]
No cap, no cap, your shit is whack
Content tu channel par deta on crack
Piss off motherfucker
This is how you diss someone, bitch!