[Verse 1: Cleveland]

I done told all my friends that I'm starting a movement (Uh, uh)

To get my show back, yeah my old cartoon n' (Uh, uh)

Takin' my family back home through the boonies (Uh, uh)

We movie slow like a sloth, ain't no Goonies (Uh, uh)

Uh, yeah

Toon in like Looney

We 'bout to takeover Fox hella soon

Out of Stoolbend, I'm coolin', I'm too lit, you whack

See, I pick out the trash like raccoon hands (Bitch!)

I'm sipping tea like it's lean (Yup!)

I share the name of a pro football team (Cleveland Browns)

Can't see the future but I got the keys

"Get to the choppa", I see enemies (Baow, baow, baow, baow)

Aim at your brain and then I let it breathe (Pew, pew)

Knot on your head, better go get the peas

Starin' at titties, I like them twin peaks

Love when they shake and quake and I know your back achin' (Yeah, yeah, yeah)

Look baby, know I can support you (Woo!)

I'll be your man, don't let Quagmire short you (Nah)

I won't tell Donna, we'll keep this a secret (Hey)

Turn off my phone, she can't mark us like Neiman (Bye, bitch)

I've only made love to her and Loretta (True)

You'll be my third, girl, we belong together (True)

Damn, I won't lie, now I'm feeling so dirty (Ooh)

I take it back, no, I shouldn't be flirty (Bitch)

[Chorus: Cleveland]

Don't wash your hands, that's nasty

Poop in your pants, that's nasty

Don't wipe your butt, that's nasty

You finna nut, that's nasty (Gross!)

Don't wash your hands, that's nasty, uh

Poop in your pants, that's nasty, uh

Don't wipe your butt, that's nasty, uh

You finna nut, that's nasty (Gross!)

[Verse 2: Cleveland]

I gotta son he named Ralo (Yeah)

He the black Stewie, no he ain't mulatto (Yeah)

He ain't a baby, he don't need a bottle (Yeah)

He let the stick shoot like he Harry Potter (Pop, pop, pop, pop)

He make you lay on yo back, no sea otter

Raised him to giveth no fucks 'bout a oppa (Hahahaha)

Bitch, he be flying like Aang up Appa

He get the loot and he bring it to poppa

I didn't mention that I'm his step-father

I walk in the kitchen like I'm his real father (Yup)

I got his mom, she be all on my jock (Yup)

And she all up on me like blonde wigs up on Tyler (The Creator)

Neighbors can hear when she holla

Booty got meat like a whopper

She an eleven, no Hopper

I got this rap shit on locker

Bitch, I can spit what a shocker!

[Verse 3: Stewie]

You know the name, bitch, it's Stewie, my life is a movie that you just a guest in (Bitch!)

I built a ray-gun, you don't want to play with me 'cause I will turn you to Nesquik (Bitch!)

I gotta dog as my best friend (Bitch!)

I gotta bear as my best friend (Bitch!)

I gotta old English accent (Yeah)

But I am not from the west end

I am

Rotten like I'm Robbie, but I am a hottie

I'm a baby and I'm 'bout to potty up on everybody

I don't give a damn about my mommy, back the hell up off me

I be sippin' milk up like it's sake out in Nagasaki, uh

I be wit it, I be killin', I be dealin', I'm a villain

I'm a Griffin on a mission

Yeah, my daddy fighting chickens

I'm a player, Scottie Pippen

I be wippin', you be dippin', bitch, I'm livin', I am driven (Woo!)

Gotta vision, better listen, uh

[Chorus: Cleveland with Stewie]

Don't wash your hands, that's nasty

Poop in your pants, that's nasty

Don't wipe your butt, that's nasty

You finna nut, that's nasty

Don't wash your hands, that's nasty, uh

Poop in your pants, that's nasty, uh

Don't wipe your butt, that's nasty, uh

You finna nut, that's nasty

[Outro: Cleveland]

I been seeing so many of y'all taking dookies and not wiping your booty

I mean, come on, man

That's just nasty